I'm Sorry For Nothing

Danielle. 23. USA. Morbid. Cute. // Sims 2 blog: danies-simsational-blog // Sims 3 blog: parabellasims

[pissvortex]

never trust these hoes with idealized utopia islands and all cute cat villagers. when they aren’t posting pastel screenshots of their island they’re beating the shit out of their unwanted villagers with a net until they move away

[wangwizard]

Coulda stopped four words in, playa

[pissvortex]

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[unsettlingstories]

This cracked me up.

(Source.)

[shiftingpath]

[gunkbooster]

[sourearth]

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

[darkmoron]

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

[acahsoka]

Saw this on TikTok and I’m crying 😂

[arlathen]

tarantula 5, griffin mcelroy 0

[techheaddanie]

The Witcher (2019)

[heartbroken-losers-club]

no one:

cats 2019:

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[expee]

[thebestoftumbling]

Puppy attempts to reclaim bed from cat

[takerfoxx]

I’ve never seen any animal be so thoroughly unimpressed by the efforts of another animal.

[catshaming]

CATS DONT CARE.

[hoppip]

Sleep: the secret weapong we keep forgetting about

[dicaeopolis]

when u cut a bad person out of ur life

[i-hate-life-so-so-much]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[queerpride]

Mood: Sleepy Bisexual

[winemom-culture]

[winemom-culture]

I’m so relieved to find out this is still as funny today as it was at 3am immediately before I passed out