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teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

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do you ever get mad because there’s so much wasted potential in characters and relationships and plotlines in some shows

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Fanfic authors:

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glorft

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punderoos

CUTEST EVER @cartersbarnes @bxckytrxsh

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IM DYING WANDA USING HER POWERS ON NAT

stormbeyondreality

It took me a full minute or more to find Bucky.

sanellydicarmens

Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl. Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women”.

hakuteeth

me: I’m not bitter

narrator: she was bitter

mjalti

maybe yes I’m ugly and I’m not particularly talented and I’m not doing my best and I don’t know anything about myself and I’m still learning names for my feelings

imanes

the day i finally release my inhibitions and feel the rain on my skin it’s over for you bitches

xekstrin

booboo the fool (self diagnosed)

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‘Thickness’ Comes With Belly

PSA. If you like so called ‘voluptuousness’ but have a problem with women having bellies, then you really not understanding the biology of the human body.