Just reading through life, one book at a time.

“It’s Adrian Ivashkov logic. Don’t try to understand it. Just roll with it.” Disclaimer, I am not 13, nor am I even a teen of any sort.

[wahtdahel-blog]

never forget when Beyoncé’s camera man started doing her choreography

[poypourri]

[feetdonttouch]

Y’all I just learned that unusually high sugar and carb cravings are a symptom of dopamine deficiency

If you’re adhd and experience a deep and all-encompassing urge to eat cake at least five times a day boy do I have news for you

[parad0xymoron]

Oh yeah, this is a hell of a thing. Years before my diagnosis I used to snack hardcore on chocolates and particularly candy whenever I was writing and insisted it ‘helped me think’. Turns out that yup, that was my ADHD brain demanding sugar for the dopamine machine to help me pay attention.

(These days I just keep a bottle of high-glucose sports drink handy and slowly sip my way through it when I need to focus instead of slamming back whole packets of Nerds.)

[soistalune]

Can confirm via lived experience. I’m known for my sweet tooth and consuming a LOT of sugar daily, which never seemed to affect my ‘energy’ levels the way people say kids get hyperactive on sugar. It in fact simply helped me be steadier. 

Since I started taking ADHD medication, my cravings for sweet snacks have gotten down to almost zero, except if I need to make a specifically mentally challenging task. Wish I knew this before I only sought diagnosis past 30 years old…

[sheepofmanyherds]

[adventurelandia]

Pluto’s Christmas Tree (1952)

[adventurelandia]

Pluto’s Christmas Tree (1952)

[orka-nism]

Luke Skywalker (1977) x Leslie Knope (2009)

[anxietyproblem]

[todaysbird]

I feel like you’ll appreciate this photo I took several years ago when I was in school of a raven getting spooked by something in the bushes

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[kirkspocks]

odin is like “when thor was born the sun shone bright upon his beautiful face. i found loki on the sidewalk outside a taco bell”

[chromalogue]

Oðinn spake:

Bright the sun shone | at the time of Þor’s birth, And bathed his count'nance fair. Loki, wolf-father, | the trickster, the liar, I found on the cold pavement While returning in glory | from a grand hunt For a 3 AM quesadilla.

[baegishjalmur]

@damn-fuck-i-burnt-myself-again

[systlin]

I need this framed on my wall it’s so beautiful. 

[retro-minty]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

ay @systlin hmu

[bold-sartorial-statement]

@systlin

My husband complained that this was more Shakespeare than Eddas, and I challenged him to do better.

Solen sken, skönt gyllene

Dagen Tor föddes

På trottoaren, vid Taco Bell

Där låg Loke

—KJN

My translation:

The sun shone, sweet golden

The day of Tor’s birth

On the tarmac, by Taco Bell

There lay Loki

(For poetry reasons, Thor needs the Swedish spelling.)

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

@bold-sartorial-statement

ay yo show ur husband 

[andersonsallpurpose]

@bold-sartorial-statement no but hang on this should be in runes: 

(oops spot the typos)

[svampurinn]

i wanna translate this into icelandic so imma do it 

Sólin skein, björt og gullin við fæðingu Þórs á stígnum við Taco Bell Þar lá Loki

[books-and-candy-ples]

The amount of quality going into these shitposts is amazing

[rembrandtswife]

This is not shitposting, this is transformative work!

[the--gay-agenda]

This isn’t just transformative work…

It’s called community collaboration.

[silvershewolf247]

Rosetta Stone

[mawile]

“yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out”

“what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”

[fairycosmos]

sharpay was right: this is not what i want. this is not what i planned. and i just gotta say. i Do Not understand

[planethobbit]

I am forever in debt to theatre kid twitter for exposing me to this absolutely wild version of revenge party. I love me some chaotic gays!

[cadyroars]

mean girls: the musical ↳ you are real, and you are rare. i want to say i see you there. it’s me and you, not us and her! cause if we knew how strong we were, we’d say what we are: stars! say what you are, we’re stars! you’re all stars, so many stars tonight. you’re making diamonds dull, you are so beautiful. i see stars!

[broadwaybadass]

some of you haven’t gotten the urge to perform a whole musical by yourself at 2 am and it shows

[mamoru]

you may not be able to control the plot of your life, or the characters in it, or even the genre, but you can control one thing: the soundtrack. grab some headphones and make it a banger.

[we-are-trickster]

[reginasjanis]

Barrett Wilbert Weed and Grey Henson as Janis Sarkisian and Damian Hubbard in Mean Girls on Broadway

[dinodeitydrseeker]

Literally me every time I go to DAK

[kylos]

Show me.

HOMECOMING (2019) dir. Beyoncé