Syd Roh 🍵

Queen of Awkward. The salt is strong with this one

[the-memedaddy]

me☀️irl

[penny-anna]

One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when he’s angry like he’s their mum or something

[penny-anna]

important follow up Qs:

1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he can’t do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they don’t have nicknames

2) does he do it to non hobbits

Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN

Aragorn: oh shit I’m in trouble

[stevviefox]

I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal  Mister Baggins!

[penny-anna]

you’ve cracked it, that’s absolutely what he does

[fallenangelvictorious]

you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:

Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, you’ll probably live)

Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)

Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRÁIN, SON OF THRÓR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf… and not glorious battle) 

[shaelit]

The scary thing about Gandalf is he’s been around long enough to have met your entire lineage, so the recitation has more oomph.

[aethersea]

“I knew your great-great-great-grandfather and he, too, was a bitter disappointment, but not as much as you are in this moment”

[hipstered]

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

[pedropascalforpresident]

someone: how can you love a video game character that much?

me:

[dietcoke-and-razorblades]

some days im like “i havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fine”

and then some days im like “im on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop me” 

[weloveshortvideos]

[bartendermaia-deactivated201707]

this is so pure

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

[elloette]

When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between “messy romantic waves” and “evil witch who lives in the woods.”

[m0nsterbrains]

When your hair is fine and straight there’s a fine line between “sleek and elegant” and “weasel dipped in grease”

[saedii-gilwraeth-simp]

When you’re hair is thick there’s a fine line between “gorgeous vibrant bounce” and “holy fuck it’s Hagrid”

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

[deafgaming]

[fun-o-physics]

[stapledarsonist]

Nice try, Avatar the last air bender is not an anime. Although it does have anime influences.

But yeah not an anime.

[mallghoul]

Last time I checked engineering fluid mechanics wasn’t a manga either which is a serous misstep by the creator of this meme

[localstarboy]

Being drunk vs Being high

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depression 

[niambi]

#it’s funny cuz they are both going through it

[lubricates]

the 2 versions of me

[pussylipgloss]

[frankenfemme]

This truck got no business being that thicc

[fruitsaladchewits-deactivated20]

[freakystrashdump]

I tried, guys. I really tried. But the TDP team came for me, personally, with Aaravos.

[africant]

[mahoubeau]

Friendly reminder that it wasn’t Zuko OR Aang who defeated Azula, but Katara

[mojave-green]

me, waiting for disney live action remakes to start flopping so they have to put actual thought and effort into their movies again