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meâïžirl
One of my fav things about Gandalf is, he can & canonically does Full Name hobbits when heâs angry like heâs their mum or something
important follow up Qs:
1) does it frustrate Gandalf that he canât do this to Bilbo & Frodo with the same impact bcos they donât have nicknames
2) does he do it to non hobbits
Gandalf, in the distance: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN
Aragorn: oh shit Iâm in trouble
I think when Gandalf is pissed with Hobbits he reverts to the extremely formal Mister Baggins!
youâve cracked it, thatâs absolutely what he does
you know how mad he is based on how far back into your lineage he goes, consider:
Mild: Meriadoc Brandybuck! (last name only, youâll probably live)
Mad: ARAGORN SON OF ARATHORN! (now your ancestors are involved, bad)
Murderous: THORIN, SON OF THRĂIN, SON OF THRĂR! (you are maybe about to meet your ancestors, via Gandalf⊠and not glorious battle)Â
The scary thing about Gandalf is heâs been around long enough to have met your entire lineage, so the recitation has more oomph.
âI knew your great-great-great-grandfather and he, too, was a bitter disappointment, but not as much as you are in this momentâ
i have a âwhy am i like thisâ moment at least five times a day
someone: how can you love a video game character that much?
me:
some days im like âi havent eaten in 19 hours and im feelin fineâ
and then some days im like âim on my ninth muffin and only the power of god can stop meâÂ
this is so pure
When your hair is wavy/curly sometimes there is a fine line between âmessy romantic wavesâ and âevil witch who lives in the woods.â
When your hair is fine and straight thereâs a fine line between âsleek and elegantâ and âweasel dipped in greaseâ
When youâre hair is thick thereâs a fine line between âgorgeous vibrant bounceâ and âholy fuck itâs Hagridâ
Nice try, Avatar the last air bender is not an anime. Although it does have anime influences.
But yeah not an anime.
Last time I checked engineering fluid mechanics wasnât a manga either which is a serous misstep by the creator of this meme
Being drunk vs Being high
i saw this on twitter and i cant stop thinking about it cuz its literally mania vs depressionÂ
#itâs funny cuz they are both going through it
the 2 versions of me
This truck got no business being that thicc
I tried, guys. I really tried. But the TDP team came for me, personally, with Aaravos.
Friendly reminder that it wasnât Zuko OR Aang who defeated Azula, but Katara
me, waiting for disney live action remakes to start flopping so they have to put actual thought and effort into their movies again