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@syluanus

Sarah, ageless speech-language pathologist from the Mississippi Alluvial Floodplain.

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ive been a real dumb bitch lately

It is a typical 96 (35.5 celsius) but humidity factored in it is 113 (45 celsius), my phone and sunglasses fog up immediately when i leave the apartment, and im covered in 600 mosquito bites......its summer and i love it bbs!!!!!!!!

i am in my own little fucked up part of the world, and we’re all in our own little fucked up parts of the world

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Franklin Mountain, El Paso, Texas

i think im too selfish to be good at the career i chose and i also think i need to move for my personal development but i love my friends in my hometown but i know many of them will move away soon and i will get left behind, i dont have a husband, I’m 28 and everyday i become more and more infertile, and i dont have much but i think im going to Il de Re this summer ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#alison krauss #mood lately #music

I need to move to Chicago and marry a Polish electrician

I hate being a woman how do I resign I’m so so sorry but being a woman fucking sucks how do I redo this differently

LMAO at my thought from almost exactly 1 year ago. It just gets better and better folks doesnt it?????

#in my state if you get raped you gotta be havin that baby according to the LAW #lmaoooooo

when he starts playing with her blood clot in I May Destroy You...LMAO

I don’t actually know what “anti-inflammatory” means but I believe in it like a religion

it should be illegal to have a metal bed frame

#i am going to kick my roommate out of the apartment

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Langdale farm, Cumbria (@jenniedeehill on IG)

Maybe, in a literal sense, I am a 27 year old who has had sex. BUT in also maybe, a much more real sense…. I am a 30 year old virgin

#I personally identify as a 30 year old virgin #I just think that’s the personality I have

If you see me at the grocery buying pizza and NyQuil do not interact

Me and this guy have the same energy. I am the female Shyamol. I should have responded to him. No one will ever love me the way Shyamol could have.

When people call January 6th a coup i cringe so hard I almost give myself diarrhea

#that was just in no way a coup #a riot sure #but absolutely not a coup!#not even a failed coup!!#please #you give these people far too much credit

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