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(a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
โYouโre such an idiot. I will literally kiss you on the mouth.โ
โARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???โ
โNot evil anymore, I want to be loved now.โ
โBabygirl, you are awkward and do not understand social cues.โ
โSorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.โ
โWhat if my best self is a cunt that canโt wake up before noon?โ
โTheyโve got something gay going on.โ
โIโm the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know.โ
โI couldnโt fix him. But I could fuck him.โ
โI am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.โ
โIf you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not.โ
โIโm not interested in being polite or heterosexual.โ
โYouโre talking mad shit for a guy within kissing distance.โ
โIโm sorry Iโm hot and funny. Are you mad at me?โ
โYou make a lot of threats for someone who is short and canโt even do a push-up.โ
โMy fear of abandonment is so strong, because if I could I would abandon myself too.โ
โYour first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone.โ
โMy kink? Knowing all the information.โ
โI think Aristotle said that.โ
โThe Universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but, girl, please.โ
โVulnerability is so hard. If I told you anything sappy know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression.โ
โPlease donโt say mean things to me.โ
โMy hobbies include knowing and being right.โ
โI told you a joke and youโre laughing. I love you.โ
โIโm covered in blood for sexy reasons. Also I just got stabbed.โ
โI donโt identify asย โmaleโ orย โfemaleโ, I identify as a warning.โ
โIโve made a huge mistake.โ
โFirst of all, I didnโtย โmissโ the red flags. I looked at them and thought: yeah, thatโs sexy.โ
โI could recognize him by tits alone.โ
โI hate when people ask me what sign I am. Like, bitch, I am a sign from God. Start running.โ
โCan someone please be proud of me? Like fuck, Iโm trying.โ