posts that just hit different as a system

[toothsheeran]

[changelingcoded]

nervous system? yeah we sure are

[the-clockwork-mirrors]

the best advice i could ever give to newly-discovered systems and such is to literally chill the fuck out and also quickly get used to not knowing immediately

[queermasculine]

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

[memewhore]

[its-fledge]

I don’t need AI to do my homework! I just black out and wait for the little guys in my head to do it 😌

[system-mood]

[redstonedust]

yuo people are treating me. like a sim. you are doing some sims shit to me.

[queermasculine]

never "look inside" yourself btw i just tried it and there was already someone in there looking back it was so awkward

[mournfulroses]

Franz Kafka, quoted in "Kafka in Love," by Jacqueline Raoul-Duval, published in 2011

[sleepy-bebby]

[13conk9s]

sigh. this is so sad. alexa play pk;m new

[thememedaddy]

[shy-sapphic-ace]

Please take a second to appreciate yourself!

[chronically3mpty]

So you’re telling me I have just this one body for *checks notes* the rest of my…life? Like no refunds/returns/exchanges/do overs?

[stuckinapril]

i am in my 20s but also in my teenage years and also in my 40s

[dappermouth]

Oops! …I Did It Again (Disappeared Under Mysterious Circumstances and Returned Physically Intact but Intrinsically Altered by a Terrible Journey Through the Other-World)