[intactics]

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

[mona-ex-machina]

If you were really my friend you’d do this highly unethical experimental surgery on me

[thewittyphantom]

[galaktio]

Yes, i made memes with my own art, i know im genius

[dogpuppy]

[gamelns]

Бурах

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[oscrek]

“Bought some papers and smiling ‘bout it”

[desolationlesbian]

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

[desolationlesbian]

her shows

[litterofbiscuit]

its interesting being a weird autistic tranny as a kid and letting yourself get accustomed to the idea that youre just some magically antisocial loser who is "introverted" and is happy being alone and then you grow up and realize that actually you love being social you love hugs you love going out and hate being alone you just hated all of the social opportunities available to you growing up so much you let yourself romanticize solitude as a slightly less miserable state than interacting with people

[spookberry]

lowkey kinda hate how all the pride flags are just stripes, can we get some shapes up in here pls

[schnuffel-danny]

OK bisexual (czech)

[spookberry]

Hell yeah 🤙

[the-ghost-king]

Biczechual

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[b0nkcreat]

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

[podcastwizard]

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

[erinblueberries]

los campesinos fans will cry to a song called ‘the devoted fish reminisces (the one that slapped me) or, writing job applications take too long’ and the song is about some weird erotic fantasy, but in reality was inspired by England winning the FIFA’s men world cup in 1996 and even though you think yourself ‘what the fuck’, it is still the best piece of literature written.

[ultra-baklan-the-ovosh]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny