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roach-meat-art

i present to you: a doodle

kalimaxxing

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

kalimaxxing

not again

memorycycle

its always scary to me how you can just do anything like i could spend the last of my money right now to ride a train for 3 hours and then just be stuck out there and walk around until i die of exhaustion

madeingodsimage

archbudzar

what did you learn this year ?

catcrumb

wuntrum

kate bush with sword image

trans

Hey guys it’s dj soft fuzzy paws . *tries to dj but my little fuzzy paws can’t hit the buttons*

sexhaver

i can hear darwin evolving down the chimney now

obsob

oh to be a happy orange kitty drawing in felt tip pen

knightsickness

smoking that shit that made oedipus complex

sexygrammaticalerrors

what-even-is-thiss

See, in the correct genre and the correct context these are all absolutely brilliant.

butchhatred

[ID: list titled "Really Bad Analogies Written by High School Students" reads:

"1. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

2. He was as tall as a 6'3" tree.

3. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

4. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie. surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.

5. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

6. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.

7. The ballerina rose gracefully en pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

8. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

9. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

10. She grew on him like she was a colony of E coil and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.

11. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM.

12. The lamp just sat there, like an inanimate object." End of ID.]