Love the Sky

heckin YEET

[slimetony]

Open Casket Funeral

with my ass out

[icantbelieveitsnotcubert]

… Are you in the casket, or just attending with your ass out?

[slimetony]

technically both

[bobbidyboo]

[stability]

STOPP

[rontology]

today my gf said “when donkey asks shrek what his name is, shrek pauses before he says shrek, and i’m convinced he came up with it on the spot.” we weren’t even talking about shrek. i can’t stop thinking about it or about how lucky i am to be with her

[retrogamingblog]

[shelgon]

[pizzaplanet666]

[zelda]

[anabantoid]

[disneyismyescape]

Fantasia, 1940

[little-forget-me-not]

filthy-alien-meat replied to your post “¦are centaurs able to jack off?”

oh my god

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[chasekip]

Mimikyus torn disguise

[filthy-face-meat-deactivated201]

> 〰 < !!!

[ikimonodamono]

[leightum]

[t-not-tte]

When non-fish friends ask me if a betta would right for them...

What I say: Oh, betta are very easy to keep!

What I mean: As fish go, betta are very easy to keep.

What I'm terrified people actually hear: Betta are basically pet rocks.

What I say: They don't need a ton of space,...

What I mean: 5 gallons isn't a huge tank,...

What I'm terrified people actually hear: A 1 gallon bowl is basically spoiling them,...

What I say: ...they're forgiving of water conditions,...

What I mean: ...they don't need RO water like discus, and if your ammonia ticks to one part per googleplex, they won't keel over,...

What I'm terrified people actually hear: *something something, water buffalo hoofprints*

What I say: ...and they don't have a fancy diet.

What I mean: ...and they don't require live food like pea puffers. In fact, a jar of high-quality pellets is all you need.

What I'm terrified people actually hear: ...and that 5 year old jar of goldfish flakes in your closet will be fine.

What I say: If you're interested, I'd love to help you shop around.

What I mean: Please bring me. My multiple tank syndrome is flaring up and I'm afraid this is the only cure.

What I'm terrified people actually hear: I'm only offering to be nice, please don't trouble me.

[shelgon]