local gay snail

Burps are just farts your mouth makes. :)

[thenatsdorf]

[mirablake]

The longer you watch it the more kittens appear

[temporalkingdom]

[jaubaius]

A friendly lizard

[calmgiant-archive-deactivated20]

Visit Original Link

[snailboats]

my sister wrote a paragraph about naruto back when she was in second grade and the teacher called my mom up to the school because my little sister misspelled a word and i memorized the entire thing when she brought it home

I CNAT BRETHA

[valtsv]

i hope i'm not just a mutual to you but a potential heist partner as well

[lindleland]

[notkatniss]

this is the funniest YouTube comment under a pedro pascal interview I have ever seen

[surskip]

huh wait why are you all catboys now? here though

for you

[anemonequeen-moved]

fucking dry food are you serious??????

[oliviajoytaylor]

*is held*

[probablynotsam]

the traveler ☁️✨

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[catchymemes]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[petite-elf]

[karmadegon]

[hattersarts]

“You know, dearest, I am worshiped more than perhaps anyone else here upon Olympus! You’d think getting such praise would roll right off my back by now, but no! I love receiving it. Especially from you.”

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[mando-lore]

Poseidon explaining that he is the god of the seas and oceans

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

Zeus explaining why he can’t keep it in his pants

[miceprincess]

Hermes explaining why he gotta go fast

[memesandmylife]

dionysus explaining why he’s Like That

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

you telling me americans don’t have these tasty little morsels?

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

i didn’t mean to add the argonian pic