[jesterlesbian]

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender

[pankekie]

cakes for grandma!

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".

so rest easy tonight knowing they have titty cheese in italy.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

they also make special GIANT 66lb zizzona

so rest easy tonight knowing they have hummina hummina aWOOGAH iyiyiyiyi GAZONGA cheese in italy

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[byjove]

when you think about it, Chastity is a hilarious baby name

[byjove]

I don’t think virtue names are inherently bad, a lot of them are rather sweet and hold up well in the modern day, ‘I’m naming my child Grace because I hope they have grace.’ ‘I’m naming my child Honesty because I hope they are an honest person.’ BUT CHASTITY????? You’re looking at your newborn baby and thinking “No fucking and sucking for you.” WHAT THE HELL????

[pnglove]

[danyzpractice]

Take it in your heart Take it in your heart, heart, heart, heart 🎵🎵🎶

[powerfulwizard]

I’m never going to get over this. The demon-possessed child with dance moves from the devil, while also dressed like my uncle. His dad giving him a lil’ pat on the chest right before he goes ham. The perfect 90s sunglasses indoors. The gays in the background. The perfect combination of slavic and 90s vibes in one video.

[takethistoyourstardust]

mythbusters is really good at being extremely timeless but occasionally kari wears something that violently reminds me that this show was filmed in the 2000’s.

[takethistoyourstardust]

another classic “this was filmed in the late 2000’s/early 2010’s” look from her. i wanna make a collection. also she’s wearing this particular outfit to a radiation facility and is about 2 feet from the line you cannot cross or else you risk exposure to radiation.

[creekfiend]

sometimes people think I am on Mad At Them Island, when in fact I am far more often paddling around in the waters of Slightly Annoyed With Their Recent Behavior Bay, or perhaps on the beautiful Peninsula of Get Well Soon But I Will Not Be Engaging With All Of That

[petaltexturedskies]

Anne Sexton, A Self-Portrait in Letters

[syrenki]

possible career paths for me:

1. matching pearls in pairs for earrings

2. msn butterfly

that's it probably

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[weepingwitch]

everyone keeps forgetting that feminism is primarily about women smoking as much weed as possible. like don't let capitalist pop-feminism distract you from this

[lesbianbloodritual]

my body is not a soft animal you dumb asshole i need amphetamines

[torstherapy]

[tinsnip]

Per @spoonstrek

[unusedpreparatorydrawing]

toast rack, 1927

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