Power Word Kill

Whatever ur doing here. Just don’t.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[ommanyte]

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

[ommanyte]

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

[bouquetoftwelve]

[val-ritz]

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode

[stuckinapril]

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

[stuckinapril]

So tempting to keep embarking on the same self destructive cycle over & over & over again . But at some point you have to put ur foot down w ur own behaviors & be the thing that truly saves u

[sicsicthewolves]

#this is unfortunately true#it’s not easy to tell yourself Hey Drop It#like you’re your own dog furtively eating pinecones and rocks#but you gotta#sometimes it’s a Hey We’re Not Doing That#you gotta though

[zemfruit]

i feel so completely directionless

[zemfruit]

this seems to have found the target audience. we're gonna get through it. i promise y'all

[rubydeeby]

Balance and Barbers

After the death of Jake, Finn makes routine trips to Prismo's Time Room, to try and spark up a bromance that never was.

[Commissions] [Carrd] [Soup of the Day]

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

Pokémon development history fascinates me like. Pokemon red and green were genuinely passion projects based off of very personal themes and which were kinda just assumed to end up as late game boy shelf filler but now they’re The biggest media franchise straight up.

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

and honestly knowing that makes stuff like the insistence on version differences and mythical pokemon make more sense. i mean yeah it’s capitalism obviously. they are like that simply to steal cash from you. but also like, the trading mechanic between red and green and the rumours of mew literally turned pokemon into a phenomenon and prevented it from being a forgotten rpg on a dead system. i’d be reluctant to remove what made my game go from an idea barely able to be pitched to the biggest sensation ever. like pokemon very nearly did not get made and no one expected it to be anything but another random game boy title no one would remember. and it seemed that way until those things meant people kept buying the games well after they came out!

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

also like legit. take a look at these concept sketches. they’re adorable.

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

like genuinely if you’re interested in pokemon or like. video games at all. look up the development of the first and second generation of pokemon bc we know an absurd amount about them and have a ridiculous amount of beta assets- we have an entire, mostly complete, early version of gold and silver that you can play. it’s an old demo so you can only play a little of it but you can literally play an incomplete build of gold and silver that just. is vastly different to the game we got. it’s insane. it’s fascinating seeing what changed.

[daebelly]

where Is that beta build bc i'd love to check it out

[nudityandnerdery]

Good news for you, this August 23rd.

[nudityandnerdery]

It’s that time of year again.

[cipheramnesia]

Nice

[nudityandnerdery]

Guess what today is?

[feluka]

i insist that the loud noise is the one thing that separated vacuuming from being best sensory experience possible to the worst sensory experience possible. imagine vacuuming if it’s completely silent. it would be so much fun it feels like a beast on a leash swallowing up everything in its way indiscriminately it’s so awesome

[bluecatwriter]

Vacuuming should be completely silent EXCEPT for the sound when you vacuum up a bunch of little rocks or something and they make that cool crinkling noise.

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

[tummytastic]

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

[sanitymakesposts]

Penetration, my liege?

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

Remember, "Queer-coding" is what you want to happen and "Queer-baiting" is when what you want to happen doesn't happen.

[jethroq]

[notallmensheviks]

this is the funniest thing i have ever seen

[rtz669]

I need someone to send me 50 usd now

[flareonfloof]

my "i have a bomb" backpack is raising a lot of questions from the TSA that are already answered by my backpack

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[ariwtflol]

I do understand how the rumor of Elf’s having weaker booze comes to be tho.

Dwarves are known for having the cheapest booze around. It tastes like hell, but they need to drink quite a lot of it to get properly hammered.

On the other hand, Elves have mastered the art of crafting potent yet delicious drinks. You'll often find an Elf sipping on a small, fruity cocktail that hardly tastes like hard liquor, of course just one glass of that magical concoction can leave them completely blasted.

It's all fun and games until a Dwarf smirks and thinks, 'What a lightweight.' Little does he know that a single sip of that seemingly harmless fruity cocktail would leave him in a coma for a week.

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[weaver-z]

Having a really good time on r/castiron

[concave-asscheeks]

i made a higher resolution live slug reaction

bonus: a smiling version :)

[concave-asscheeks]

okay i kept you all waiting long enough here's the pog version