[deathgripsforcutie]

in the future i like to imagine that companies will advertise with memes on billboards but the height of the billboard means the top and bottom text are crammed together

[deathgripsforcutie]

[pavseverythingblog-deactivated2]

Another quick idea

So, I was browsing through Tumblr when I stumbled upon this picture

It kind of.. scared me

Everyone has a tombstone, and twins have one for the two of them. I don’t know if this is important, but what I do know, is that every little derail in this show can turn out to be a huge foreshadowing

[bingomann]

“Well, one of them survived.”

[kurgy]

when your friend gets attached to a character you know doesnt make it

[shrimpfur]

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

[kth1-main]

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

[hinoneko]

i’m so tired of SJWs. these sexy japanese wrestlers have been here all day. they won’t leave. they just keep pushing each other around and looking at me with their well-developed arm muscles

[hivyn]

Me trying to get my friend interested in my favorite show

[notlindsay]

fuck this ill date myself damn 

[beeffizz]

i hate clickbait look at this stupid shit who cares fuck that onion i’m gonna fucking click on the article because i’m a stupid asshole

[kris]

[fanserv]

[morrowseer-deactivated20150221]

you come into my house, you disrespect my warrior cat book collection

[mysharona1987]

Oh my God.

VOLDETORT.

[thecurlyginger]

Hold on, best story ever:

My friend’s wife is the front desk person at a vet clinic, and this woman calls in asking if she can bring her lizard in. His wife agrees and asks what the lizard’s name is for the appointment. 

The woman says, “His name is Harry.”

His wife wasn’t sure if she heard correctly. “Harry?”

“Yeah, Harry. As in ‘You’re a lizard, Harry.’”

[suchsquare]

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[turbotoaster-deactivated2025021]

Dollar Store Treasure. One of my most prized material possessions.

[fluffwing-deactivated20181101]

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my two favorite instances of dan getting random hard-ons during recording god bless

[immaplatypus]

Things we may have forgotten about Gravity Falls:

There is a real “Gobblewonker” monster in the lake

Wax Larry King is still inside the wall

Clones 3 and 4 biked into the woods and never actually came back

Dipper still has the president’s key

The “body-switching” carpet appears to be stored in the attic

THERE ARE FREAKING DINOSAURS THAWING OUT FROM SAP UNDER THE FLIP FRACKING TOWN

[armchairamazon]

Somewhere in the woods there are crystals that will dramatically change the size of anything.

A eight headed, eight haired bear who might be on friendly terms with Dipper exists

A boy band runs free in the woods.