Painting Pictures With Jordan. Now Just Reblogs

Hi i'm Jordan big shocker right. well say hello to my blog of mostly reblogs and sometimes my own art not often though. Well that's all I've got to say so you can stop reading now.

[danisxbmchy]

let’s try this again, yes?

[t0gl3r]

My future child: mm... m...

Me: WOW! Come quick I think they are going to say mama! Their first word

Baby: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Me: well no fuck Sherlock

[felitomkinson]

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

[full-lifeconsequences]

(x)

[freshstartsarenteasy-deactivate]

omg unmute this

[pandavalkyrie]

You cannot predict how this video ends

[illusionwaltz]

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

[batter666-deactivated20180822]

so everyone is aware, a lower score on this means a better score.

[thegaybeany]

I got a 30!!!!!!!! Yes!

[blinkingkills]

7, but i’m an art student so

[bad-hair-clay]

I got a 4!! 👌

[upstartgeek]

Ok real talk WHO is going to shell out 200+ dollars for this almost life size horse skeleton

[allisonpregler]

Originally posted by haha-suck-my-ass

[kaijutegu]

me, actually

[wintercoffin]

can you fucking sit on it tho

[flabbergasted-and-inspired-deac]

wouldn’t that be really uncomfortable?

is it here, @kaijutegu?

[kaijutegu]

I can’t sit on it but a skeleton can!

[asynchronouscommunication]

THAT SKELETON LOOKS SO EXCITED FOR THIS 

“LOOK MOM I FINALLY GOT THAT PONY YOU PROMISED ME BACK WHEN I WAS 6! BET YOU THOUGHT I DIDN’T REMEMBER!”

[hugeturtleneck-blog-deactivated]

This is my aesthetic

[soup-fairy]

[ohwowimpressive-deactivated2020]

i am not mad at all this keeps being over and over my dash.

Never fails to make me giggle or gimme a good ole smile

[gunlobotomy]

i hope the mcelroys never stop laughing at absolutely everything

[hawkingsbird]

it’s june which means...

[wellillbedamned]

TAILS CHILL OUT

[ask-bot]

You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

[semusepsu]

take a nap

[frostbytemyrik]

you just woke up

[bibliophilea]

take a nap

[stability]

[sitdownrestaurant]

Really what’s the difference between the trumps and the delightful kids from down the lane

[20112019]

Enjoy OK KO!

[ok-ko]

Pro art from storyboarder Mira Ongchua!

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

This is the Cassowary of Creativity

It just kicked the everloving shit out of the duck for threatening you, and wishes you a good, creative day. You are Safe Now.

[bustedbitmap]

[portalgifs]

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

[monasticmaestoso]

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

[ryanccole]

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

[chappellellison]

the most powerful generation on earth