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Told Metro "Metro shut your hoe ass up and make some drums..."

Metro said Ok 🤣🤣

domodraper:

So Metro Boomin made a Drake diss beat and told people whoever makes the best diss track will win a beat machine. 🤦🏾 That’s actually diabolical and genius. Drake needs to call it quits… throw in the towel… because how you get bodied by a producer😂😂😂😂😂 Singing BBL Drizzy in an Aretha Franklin yell #metroboomin #future #drake #kendrick #jcole #beats #petty #diabolical

singinginthecar

why is everyone pretending like things are back to normal now? governments wanna open up schools and universities again, the news is no longer reporting the covid-19 pandemic the way it was a month ago, people have started having get-togethers and birthday parties again and meanwhile scientists think that covid-19 is airborne now?! like... we're still in the middle of a fucking pandemic and it's worse than we thought. people are dying because they think things are "back to normal" again. no they're fucking not!! the government and the businesses just want your fucking money!! this is just capitalism at play because as usual, they don't give a fuck if you die as long as you just give them your money. so please wear a mask, please wash your hands and please socially distance!! and remember things are not back to normal!!!

curioscurio

When you step into a craft store you don’t leave the same person

falseknees

Chekhov’s stick

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unpretty

you know what i don’t see enough of? circus kid dick grayson critiquing the joker because he’s a bad clown. not like, bad, and also a clown. but bad at being a clown. i want to see dick grayson taking the existence of this horrible clown very personally as a matter of professional pride. he has known clowns, and you, sir, are no clown. the joker is an insult to the legacy of emmett kelly and this shall not stand.

art-woonz

Art By IG: @hoodass

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JL8 #264, pgs. 1-4 by Yale Stewart

Based on characters in DC Comics.

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Hey, everyone! Thanks for being patient while I work on these larger updates. I’m excited to have this one finished and posted just in time for Keystone Comic-Con in Philadelphia! You can find me there this weekend in Artist Alley at Table B3! I hope to see some of you there!

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Space Snake

ryankhudson

BONUS

stalessiastan

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

frogmp3

he literally called her a bitch so let’s raise the standards ladies and gentlemen

pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated

the bar is at the earth’s core

jupitercrash

literally fuck you to hell tumblr

bogleech

This is the first I heard of this guy and I think this is the most dramatically I’ve seen anyone’s words taken out of context in quite a while

sweaterkittensahoy

John Mulaney’s entire thing about his wife (and when she was his girlfriend) is about undoing the toxic horseshit that male comedians have done in talking shit about their wives for so fucking long. When he first mentions her, he says about his Jewish girlfriend “this is gonna get playfully antisemitic,” except it doesn’t [note: I am not Jewish, and I am aware that shades my perceptions]. He talks about how she’s forthright and helps him be better at standing up for himself because he’s really fucking bad at confrontation and she is very good at pointing out that he shouldn’t have to wait an hour for food at a restaurant or be stranded at an airport. The parts of her nature that would be derided for being “so Jewish” by other comedians are some of the reasons John loves her. She doesn’t take shit, and he realizes that he doesn’t have to.

When he mentions her in the latest special, he mentions the conversation quoted above before he dives in. HE IS AWARE HOW LOW THE BAR IS. And what are his stories? There’s no nagging wife. There’s no stories of her not getting how manly he is. The jokes are about what a fucking dork he is and how her responses are in line with WHAT A FUCKING DORK HE IS. He ADORES her because she doesn’t give a fuck, and he is aware he gives entirely too many fucks.

And when he finally DOES tell a story about her messing something up, it’s a hilarious misunderstanding about the Last Supper that John finds fucking hilarious because he was raised Catholic, so the Last Supper is a BIG DEAL, and she’s Jewish, so it wasn’t on her radar. The story is hilarious because it’s about a very cute and funny misunderstanding based on different backgrounds. It’s not about “finally” one-upping that bitch he married. It’s about being DELIGHTED to find out that bitch he likes so much has a fucking hilarious take on the Last Supper.

Bring me WAY MORE male comedians like John Mulaney, and this bitch will be happy.

mckitterick

Plus, if you compare his recent versus early shows, you can watch him come to awareness about the toxic masculinity inherent in old-school standup and grow as a comedian into someone much funnier at the same time. Kudos.