T R I S T /\ N

Nothing's new under the sun

[homaresawa]

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[theavengers]

Mahershala Ali for Esquire, March - April 2019

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jehovahhthickness]

[tarynel]

[onyasideburnss]

😂😂😂😂

[cooolasssluusshhh]

The “wyd” got me dying 😂😂😂 like we not finna speed past you going to jail for attempted murder

[sarainretrograde]

Visit Original Link

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[nasfera2]

I wish Americans fucked with more foreign music. You don’t have to know the language to appreciate a good record. Folks in other countries listen to our music and don’t speak a lick of english. Music needs no translator

[liltimmys]

yall wont trick me into listening to kpop

[amateur]

[taurusqueer-deactivated20200607]

Taurus

[kingjaffejoffer]

This the wave we on 

[afrojabi]

#noexcuses2018 

[sickpage]

[leplastiquedick]

[teegzz-deactivated20170105]

God I wish that were me…

[issamemario-deactivated20170621]

I hope pole dancing ends up in the olympics down the road

[liferuining-soulsnatcher]

amazing

[sixpenceee]

I hope love finds you in 2018

[nvmdanyway]

I hope health finds u in 2018

[rosedespleurs-deactivated202009]

I hope wealth finds you in 2018

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

I hope happiness finds you in 2018

[traumamamas]

I hope success finds you in 2018

[sleepingpeelz]

I hope self-love finds you in 2018

[greenneerg123-deactivated201804]

I hope supportive people find you in 2018

[doesnt-evenmatter-deactivated20]

I hope all the dogs find you in 2018

[fandomsrourlives]

I hope good grades find you in 2018

[everi-moved]

I hope validation finds you in 2018

[trailinginfinity]

I hope self-acceptance finds you in 2018

[bunntsu]

I hope healthy friendships/relationships find you in 2018

[remi-reciprocal-blog]

I hope better mental health finds you in 2018

[live4love137-deactivated2019082]

I hope confidence finds you in 2018

[brownii-milkshake]

I hope good vibes find you in 2018

[fidgetingpetal]

[lordarthcaedus-deactivated20150]

[boihedonist-deactivated20171216]

LMFAO Bill wild for this

[elionking-deactivated20191020]

Bill bout to fuck

[wtfced]

ready to risk it all

[thatfineassaliengirl-deactivate]

Quote some scientific facts, always gets you panties!

[princvsx]

well 2017 has been a scooter to the ankle

[t215t4n]

Me: *makes a small irrelevant mistake*

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*

My Brain, lounging on a lawn chair with shades on: ....acknowledged

[bob-belcher]

[windyblows]

I laughed til I cried cause this is relatable

[pervocracy]

Me: Hey memory, what do you call the little stiff thing on the end of a shoelace?

Memory: An aglet.

Me: And how do you jumpstart a car?

Memory: Red to red, black to frame.

Me: And what’s the name of the computer game I played at a friend’s house once in 1998?

Memory: Bad Mojo.

Me: And what’s the name of this person that I’ve met several times recently and am about to socialize with?

Memory: lol idc