bird beaks and high peaks

"You're my ride Linden."

[spongebob-daily]

[flockdynamics]

YOU GUYS I FINALLY DID IT, I FINALLY GOT A VIDEO OF THIS BIG DUMB DOOFUS PRETENDING THAT HE IS ALSO EATING AN ALMOND BECAUSE HIS LADY LOVE HAS ONE AND HE DOESNT WANT TO BE LEFT OUT

POOR CINNAMON ROLL! I love you but this is not a productive use of time!!

[guardianofreaks]

@kaminos-hangout-corner

[russia-cartoon]

[americaninfographic]

Cat Behavior

[cleoolsson]

a lot of people tend to confuse cats showing their belly for belly rubs, but it’s actually only something dogs do, for cats its a sign of respect and trust, they are not expecting to get pet, so when they do it’s not uncommon they get startled or think its play fight, of course there are expectations and some cats who ADORES belly rubs

[whitepeopletwitter]

[renousim]

thinking about the guy on reddit that posted a pic of a giant water bug he put on his arm after flipping it over because it was on its back

[renousim]

[renousim]

the sequel: tarantula hawk in an open cup

[markv5]

[saiubin-deactivated20180714]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Update from hell town

[hedonisticallystoic]

….I want to know what could have possibly happened that didn’t only prompt the closing of the McDonald’s but it’s over night demolition and Erasure

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

well i know why since i live here but im not going to tell you

[hedonisticallystoic]

But… But why not?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

im shy.

[catasters]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[hornyspice]

is this real? can someone confirm?

[livingaleatory]

[darillium-night]

Update from the man himself

[holdtightposts]

The Porn Guy aka The Nice Guy aka The Canadian side of Pornhub aka SFW Pornhub’s REAL NAME is Ryan Creamer. No joke, that is legit his real name.

Also this.

Which led him to this.

Bless this man.

[the-nightman783]

[lynati]

I can appreciate him and the service he’s providing independently of the shitshow that is the platform he’s hosted on.

[itsqueenshroom]

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

[wooferdill]

[raideo]

[starshinebeaches]

[stjeffofthenorth-deactivated202]

[special-lucky-chosen-one]

the more I think about it, the more I am convinced that this counts as the most successful military maneuver of all time: they incurred NEGATIVE CASULTIES

[zeroenthusiasm]

[miniyo]

[busket]

OH HE GETS SHY AT THE END

DON’T WORRY POLAR BEAR I REALLY LIKE YOUR DANCE DON’T WORRY

YOU CAN KEEP GOING IF YOU WANT I THINK IT’S REALLY CUTE

DON’T BE SELF CONSCIOUS YOU JUST DANCE ALL DAY SWEETHEART

[frankjavcee-deactivated20201209]