my giant roadrat headcanon list
I've been writing this for over a month now. [some of these are heavily implied anyway, I just like to bring attention to it]
Roadhog
has difficulties breathing without his mask
sleeps like a ROCK but also snores super loud. prob has sleep apnea idk, someone get this man a cpap machine
junkrat designed and built his traps
under the mask, he has a stretched septum piercing, a double chin, and a cleft lip [every time someone draws roadhog with a chiseled chin an angel loses its wings]
pierced nipples (mostly already cannon, but only applies to certain skins)
the spiked tire on his left shoulder is an old piece of a riptire
selective mute, but junkrat still understands him from vague gestures or certain looks. junkrat will also occasionally speak on his behalf. will only be open to having conversations when theyr alone :3
drinks the shittiest beer known to man
always being yelled at to turn down the TV
big fan of plushies [especially pachimaris]
pescatarian [vegetarian but still eats fish]
goes crazy for steamed bao
Junkrat
spider bite piercings, 11mm gauges, along with a left nostril piercing next to his mole
has autism and dyslexia
has hearing issues
deals with memory issues, roadhog helps him remember
this guys got SERIOUS mommy issues
claustrophobic and brontophobic [fear of storms]
paranoid, "hes a liar. lies to himself, most of all" [from wasted land comic]
has frequent back pain from hauling around his rip-tire lol
rarely stands up straight
roadhog will keep him focused when he gets distracted on heists
lost his left arm and leg in his teen years. hes gone through a few prosthetics over the years but the ones he currently has be built himself.
has strangely good balance
caffeine addict (mostly coffee)
will stay up all night coming up with and drawing bomb designs
very light sleeper, turns and moves a lot
REALLY bad at keeping secrets,, its a problem
terrible at cooking, will manage to burn soup
after escaping the wasteland he still struggles to eat properly, but roadhog tries to help him eat better
sews his patches on with flossing string [iykyk]
goes crazy for milk tea boba
both
they pierced each other's right ears together sometime in-between ow1 and ow2
both have PTSD, and they help each other cope with their nightmares.
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they smoke so much weed oh my GODD the stench
theyr SOOOO in love but they don’t care to put a label on it ref
bonus: cannon stuff that I just think about a lot
I already mentioned this but for their OW2 designs they both have their right ears pierced and only their right ears. this was a common sign of being gay before the 2010s ref1 ref2
they have matching black nail polish,,
junkrat often messes up spelling. he usually scribbles it out, then tries again next to it
they bicker a lot [but in the way old married couples do]
junkrat has a small canteen on his belt. it's filled with milk tea with boba [half sweet] ref
the bar in junkertown sells boba [and cricket crisps??] ref
