t5ngerine

commissions open https://t5ncommissions.carrd.co/

[thisshitaintnothintomeman]

no minions but my money still gru

[parakeet]

watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage

[spendabuckq]

??????👀

[dogpuppy]

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[xalatath]

Everybody in the club Yield to my will

[mrscomputer]

Fucked up off 2 pillows and a blanket

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[itstoys]

heres your burger sir. i kissed it so sweetly. thatll be 44.21$ please

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[490hertz]

i identify so much with this

[molabuddy]

3 hours of sleep = i hate people who laugh

0 ours of sleep = waouw 🌼🌼🌼🌼🐎

[molabuddy]

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

[general-zurgane]

GHHGHGDDGHHHHGFD

[general-zurgane]

wHERE TH FUCK IM I

[toskarin]

JFK Theory: when everyone blinked because of the loud gunshot, that's when the swordsman made his move

[contemptible-scoundrel]

Ccan i hit?

I would parry every blow?

[afterthelambs]

I know the Thieves were sweating badddd whenever Joker had to drive after the engine room

[pukicho]

Just saw a fish get his head torn asunder by a massive cleaver. Hope he’s okay.