I go by Tab..and Josef low-key because I love him so much and pronouns would be any!
Currently mainly into: just my constant interests tbh!
Constant interests which I will yap about constantly and I love them so much they deserve their own section: Will Wood, Creep/Creep 2/The Creep Tapes
If you want some fanart just use the ask box! I am ok if you DM me actually! However if it is art/fanfic related and we haven't spoken before please use the ask box
Celebrating his birthday! Was on the 23rd of April but didn't have time to so did it today! Chocolate cake with chocolate icing and berries! First time doing a cake so I'd say it was pretty ok :P
Verian, Le and Cesca all together<3 Verian is the child, my oc and Le (purple one) and Cesca (pink one) is @purple-eater's !! also alternate Verian baby art isn't she absolutely adorable? <333
HELPPP MEEEEEE IM HIM.... minus the murders but TECHNICALITIES. HE IS SO TOOTH ACHINGLY, MIND ROTTINGLY SWEET I NEED TO EMULATE THE ENERGY, the wonder that he exumes.
... I like can tabs and my friends call me tab irl so uh.... yeah I chose it as an online name because I think the origin is really dumb and funny.....I collect can tabs and always asked my friends to give me them.I like can tabs!
Basically teen would be female/gender neutral so demigirl ig? They're queer and uhh yeah. Originally she starts out more masculine due to internalised misogyny but as time goes on they become more feminine but then realise they actually enjoy presenting slightly masculine and starts to go by she/he, doesn't really tell anyone cause people either use he, thinking she's a boy or she, thinking he's a girl!
Teen would do boxing and obviously has complicated from that, imagining deviated septum and stuff like that, often coughs up blood and has nosebleeds just due to being punched but doesn't really bring it up cause in her mind it's just boxing stuff.
Has had complications with birth and a pre-existing medical issue but is decently handled not at all handled to deal with it!
T.W TALK OF DEAD BODIES AND ABUSE
10-12 years old:
Teen at a young age watched her dad kill her mum and kept the body in the living room. She had to then take care of his dad due to him suddenly refusing to do anything. Had to also upkeep the body just lying in the living room.
Because of this, Teen develops internalised misogyny, seeing women as weak and men as strong as previous that he always saw her dad yelling at her mum. After his dad stopped doing anything he had to be "man of the house" and bring in money. Brought in money by doing shady jobs which started his involvement in certainly interesting places. Started to also do boxing at this time and presents thoroughly as a man at this time due to him quickly realising that people do actually treat him tougher and like she can do more if masculine presenting.
13-14 years old:
Police are called and Teen is lightly charged due to being considered an accessory and then is also charged for concealment of a corpse. Argued that Teen is mentally unwell and the court agrees with the statement because... well, the family had a history of abuse and other charges previously!
Teen is put into juvenile detention for a while then into the foster system and works during this legally, drops the illegals jobs to the best of her ability. Does stuff like cashiering and also works as a receptionist at a hotel! Legally mandated therapy crops up at this time as well.
14/15:
Jumps from foster home to foster home, often being put back for violence and her distrust of people is too large for most to handle and the homes which can handle her, she feels a need to be alone so always does something to get thrown back.
15/16:
Finally thrown into Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital! His parents drop her off and essentially act like they're sooooo distressed about it and don't end up giving their names. Due to other complications (idk man I'm lazy 😔) child services is unable to be contacted nor the foster parents and also the foster homes Teen has been in are unable to be contacted in as well. Gregory takes the case because holy goldmine for him! mentally unwell teen with interesting pass... doesn't actually lie about anything and is wonderfully violent!
Guys I need a fic so badly where it's basically split custody of some kid between House, Cuddy and Wilson 💔💔 Kid like... for some reason goes into hospital with parents then lik doesn't have any (abandoned or something I'm not too sure) and before the hospital they had a pre-existing condition like hemophilia and is overall very distrusting throughout the entire medical process of every and ALL adults.
Teen's wayy too hateful of adults and is so blunt. interestingly for how much they hate adults they don't lie but is just... not talking or being such a dick it's unbearable... so like.. your average teen ig.. BUT they're genuinely just so horrible it's being debated wether they're just like that or...it's the medical condition. We're talking if someone tries to take their blood or touch in some way even if it's not remotely harmful or medical teen BITES them. Gets to the point where Teen has to be restrained and has human equilivent of a muzzle
then BAM💥 somehow House, Cuddy of Wilson, whichever feels parental to the kid first is just like "hmmhmmmm... ok so your parents are gone and you need a medical proxy and I'll do it because I'm just the best doctor trust me definitely not cause I'm going to adopt you!"
The three start to try to be kids favourite and the ducklings (Foreman, Cameron and Chase) all try to be favourite uncles/aunt... well mostly Cameron but occasionally Chase bribes the kid for something idk man.
like... join custody TRUST ME ON THE VISION GUYS. Cuddy is like the strict mum, Wilson CANNOT handle the kid being upset and spoils and House.... House only does what they tell him not to with the kid. Well ig kid would be better as a teen and is used to going away from home and works a little side job, never tells anyone if they're sick or like going away to a friend's or to their job, some subtle hilson in the background as well heh 🥹🥹 TRUST ME ON THISS
PLEASEEE SOMEONE WRITE THIS (even head cannons would be fineI just got onto s3 of House MD 🙏🙏🙏🙏 if ANYONE attempts it PLEEAAASEEEE TAG ME 🙏
Should I start to write oc fanfictions?... I mean my ocs r either Lord of The Rings, The Hobbit, How to Train Your Dragon or Rise of The Guardians + like a couple Harry Potter and Dr Who . Some may be romantic but I think most would be platonic?...
hi bro you’re so cool :< @altu-caeruleummar sent me over here and augsahdhahhdahf your art tastes like orange gummies and basil crackers ALSO FELLOW WEEWOO FAN HELLOOOO <333
anyways I hope your crops thrive yippe :3
Silly luffy for you ^
HAHDHAHSH HIHIHIH8II8 DUDEEE TYSMMM HAVE A WILL WOOD I ACTUALLY HAVENT MET ANOTHER WILL WOOD FAN IRL OR ONLINE 🥹🥹 UR SO SWEET ALREADY UR AMAZING VROO AND AUGHH UR ART IS SO SHINY AND PRETTYYY TASTES LIKE... you could say...
smoke and hearts? maybe perhaps... bitchie's blueberry pie? recreational jello emporium? marsh-mallows and barsh-mallows?
omg king no worries that’s totally understandable they are all good ^^ this is such a basic answer but the normal album has such a place in my heart for me, I associate it with some really wonderful memories listening to it w my friends and it’s what introduced me to him, also it like highkey was what made me question my gender lmaooo
If I’m behind honest though, this isn’t really an answer cause it’s not like a standalone album but his new recording of his tours and stuff (slouching towards Branson) was honestly such a fun listen it really made me laugh, I love any snippet of him just yapping I can get he’s such an interesting guy idk (I WANNA GO TO ONE OF HIS SHOWS SO. BAD. AUSGHAHAHA.)
Sorry I sound like such a poser sob I SWEAR IVE LISTENED TO THE OTHERS some of my favorites are actually not from the normal album, front street is fantastic and I’ll never not love against the kitchen floor <3
DONT WORRY ABT BEING A POSER I hate when others call others posers BC they like a popular song THATS SUCH A SWEET ANSWER THOO. I actually got to write against the kitchen floor lyrics in English and my teacher said it was a really nice poem... yeah.. definetly original trust
I would literally LOVE to go one of his tours but sighhh under 18 AND I live in Europe not America <//3
hi bro you’re so cool :< @altu-caeruleummar sent me over here and augsahdhahhdahf your art tastes like orange gummies and basil crackers ALSO FELLOW WEEWOO FAN HELLOOOO <333
anyways I hope your crops thrive yippe :3
Silly luffy for you ^
HAHDHAHSH HIHIHIH8II8 DUDEEE TYSMMM HAVE A WILL WOOD I ACTUALLY HAVENT MET ANOTHER WILL WOOD FAN IRL OR ONLINE 🥹🥹 UR SO SWEET ALREADY UR AMAZING VROO AND AUGHH UR ART IS SO SHINY AND PRETTYYY TASTES LIKE... you could say...
smoke and hearts? maybe perhaps... bitchie's blueberry pie? recreational jello emporium? marsh-mallows and barsh-mallows?
