I'm an angel with a shotgun

your name is BEATA and you are usually TIRED. You also enjoy READING WEBCOMICS such as HOMESTUCK or READING ABOUT RELIGION AND THE OCCULT, and like to indulge in WRITING or DRAWING in your free time, even though you're too shy shy to share any of your work.

[s-xxiv-deactivated20160125]

a lot of people do dinner as a first date but i want to take a girl out for a run or a bike ride. i want to explore with her, find new places, find beautiful places. let’s run around salem lake, we can bring our dogs and then get coffee.

[actualxelor-blog]

fickin who are their kintypes reincarnated are ultra rad and amazing

fickin who r literally their kintypes are super awesome and cool

fickin who just feel like theyre connected with their kintypes are really sweet and perfect

fickin who are kin because of mental illness are super ultra awesome and rad

all fickin are perfect and wonderful and valid no matter why they id as fickin :3c

[mysharona1987]

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America's 2nd Largest Indian Tribe Expels Blacks

The Cherokee Nation recently stripped citizenship from a majority of African-Americans who descended from slaves of wealthy Cherokee Indians before the Civil War. Host Michel Martin discusses this controversial move with MacArthur Fellow Tiya Miles, who studies interrelated histories of African-Americans and Native Americans.

I don’t know why we never talk about Native Americans who owned black slaves. I suppose it’s because we focus so much, and rightly so, on their genocide. But this, this is very interesting. Seeing a variety of cultures trying to distance themselves from blackness on every level. 

[oosun-deactivated20181227]

Lol Native Americans are actually incredibly racist, this is no surprise.

[africanaquarian]

Wow.

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

:/

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

…I??

WHY THE FUCK DONT NO ONE LIKE US?????? WE LITERALLY HAVENT DONE SHIT TO ANYONE TO WARRANT THIS ABUSE. THIS IS FUCKING TIRING AND IM SICK OF IT AND IM SICK OF ALL OF YOU GODFUCKINGDAMNIT

[apricotgf-deactivated20150126]

Please cool your jets, friends. Undoubtedly so given the recent events happening, this could be perceived as a mockery, but HB does not have a bad bone in her body and did not post this in a negative light. The original photo had the descriptive caption removed in an effort to paint her as racist. Please please please calm down and target actual racist scumbags throughout the Internet. Take of this what you will, but don’t go off without proper research first.

[allmymetaphors]

THANK GOD! My friend amber has a screencap of the original post here it is thank you so much amber

[zeldahime]

Please spread this like freaking wildfire 

this girl’s been doxxed and her personal info is still being spread around tumblr

[pineapplekingtyler-deactivated2]

she’s wearing…a beauty product…called lush mask…it’s the chocolate cupcake one….why are people mad? It’s a beauty lotion i’ve used the green one before when i was forced to be girly it felt weird

[herosquandary]

no but guys like they legitimately put her information on the internet and told people to call her university, family / job etc to tell them she’s a racist. like.

this is what i hate so much about tumblr sometimes. don’t fucking do shit like this. because 9 times out of 10 you don’t even have the right fucking info.

[topshotpicks]

[charmory]

this is the most romantic thing i’ve seen all day

[jali-jali]

No shit. That tom cat was like:

"This thorn invested wall means nothing."

"I will gladly walk on it a thousand times over, if that means I could be with you, my lady."

and the lady cat was all:

"My brave darling."

OOOPS MY HAND SLIPPED!!

Suddenly my muse insisted me to draw the personification version of the last pic, and who am I to reject inspiration when it comes so willingly to me? At least this will help with the artblock issue I currently have to deal with.

Russian imperial era inspired because hot damn.

Note: I tried google reverse image (and other reverse image search engines) those photos and came up with nothing. I wish I knew the original photographer because I want to love hug him/her so hard for capturing such inspiring moments.

[youkofujima]

OMG that’s the cutest thing ever and the best courtly love ah so brilliant.

[forthegothicheroine]

Few romantic heroes could do better.

[stoneandbloodandwater]

I don’t post cats often but that illustration.

[salparadisewasright-deactivated]

that illustration!!

[squidkneee]

[tabby-asphodel-blog]

If they dont want it anymore ill take it

[clarkegrffiin-blog]

[avatarjason]

SLAYAGE OF THE CENTURY DAMNNNNNNNNNNNN…

[lovel-ylesbian-blog]

This will never not be great

[zackisontumblr]

i’m somewhere between wanting a tattoo and ‘what the fuck do i want on me for the rest of my life’

[tabby-asphodel-blog]

Woop woop

[invertedgender]

Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.

[leviosaaahhh]

You know, that’s the first time anyone’s ever told me that

[official-ginger-kid]

That’s sad, because you deserve the chance to be as much of a prince as I get the chance to be a princess.

[sorin-memekov]

That’s really needed actually, thank you.

[draqonight]

"don’t complain, I have it worse than you"

[beben-eleben]

Amazing Hack: Turn Your SmartPhone Into A Blacklight

[roadxzombie]

No one show my friends this, or theyre gonna actually see how much semen is on my stuff

[maggins]

Yeah, fistbump!

[discolor3d]

[itssofluffy-im-gonna-die]

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mouss-e:

somepinkfluffy-dinosaur:

It seems that alot of attackers use some tactic to get away with violence. Not many people know how to take care of themselves when faced with such a situation. Everyone should read this especially each n every girl in this world.

1] The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid, or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2] The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who’s clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around to cut clothing. 3] They also look for women using their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered. 4] The number one place women are abducted from / attacked at is grocery store parking lots. 5] Number two is office parking lots/garages. 6] Number three is public restrooms. 7] The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to a second location where they don’t have to worry about getting caught. 8] If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn’t worth it because it will be time-consuming. 9] These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas,or other similar objects that can be used from a distance, in their hands. 10] Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you’re not worth it. POINTS THAT WE SHOULD REMEMBER: 1] If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question, like what time is it, or make general small talk: can’t believe it is so cold out here, we’re in for a bad winter. Now that you’ve seen their faces and could identify them in a line- up, you lose appeal as a target.

2] If someone is coming toward you, hold out your hands in front of you and yell “Stop!” or “Stay back!” Most of the rapists this man talked to said they’d leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would  not be afraid to fight back. Again, they are looking for an EASY target. 3] If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes) yelling “I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY!” and holding it out will be a deterrent. 4] If someone grabs you, you can’t beat them with strength but you can do it by outsmarting them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm between the elbow and armpit or in the upper inner thigh - HARD. One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands the guy needed stitches. Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it really hurts. 5] After the initial hit, always go for the groin. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy’s parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you’ll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause him a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he’s out of there. 6] When the guy puts his hands up to you, grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly. 7] Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don’t dismiss it, go with your instincts. You may feel little silly at the time, but you’d feel much worse if the guy really was trouble. FINALLY, PLEASE REMEMBER THESE AS WELL …. I know you are smart enough to know these pointers but there will be some, where you will go “hmm I must remember that” After reading forward it to someone you care about, never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in. 1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body. If you are close enough to use it, do it. 2. Learned this from a tourist guide to New Orleans : if a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM. Toss it away from you…. chances are that he is more interested in your wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION! 3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The driver won’t see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives. 4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc. DON’T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side,put a gun to your head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU CLOSE the DOORS , LEAVE.  

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

a. Be aware: look around your car as someone may be hiding at the passenger side , peek into your car, inside the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. ( DO THIS TOO BEFORE RIDING A TAXI CAB) . b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. c. Look at the car parked on the driver’s side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car, you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)  

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs. (Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot). 7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! 8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking, well educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked “for help” into his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim.

DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT NOT REBLOGGING THIS! IT COULD ACTUALLY SAVE A LIFE.

[tastefulsidebird]

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