I Fell In Love With the Subject of Sin

Tabby Single;22 Female Lesbian Pennsylvania Perpetually depressed. *TRIGGER WARNING* I'm not always sad though. I'm in love with BBC Sherlock, Johnlock, and women.

[tabbycat13pa]

Just a little something I wrote this morning. #poem #poetry #poetrycommunity #poetsofinstagram #spilledink #fireandice #TKpoetry https://www.instagram.com/p/ByawHU6AV1u/?igshid=1kdxjidccfj0j

[lmaonade]

me: *walking*

my cat: i am going to run in front of you. i am going to sprint in front of you so fast mid step and you are going to punt me into the sun

me: okay sir yes sir 

[ambiguities]

via weheartit

[lmm-43]

Say you want me too

[c3rvida3]

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

[drivablecar]

If anyone ever does this to me I’ll call them out on being a con artist.

[c3rvida3]

Joke’s on you, buddy. That’ll only have consequences the first, what, couple dozen times? I can take a punch.

But then eventually, I’ll have money for the bike, and whenever I get called out, I’ll just speed off, and, sure, maybe I crash and die in a gutter and the police can’t figure out why I have hundreds of fake phone numbers stuffed in my jacket and it launches a huge investigation that becomes sort of a local legend, but you know whose problem that is? Not fucking mine.

Because I’m a slutty motorcycle ghost, and who’s gonna’ stop me then? The ghost cops? Nice try. Everybody knows cops can’t become ghosts because they just go straight to hell. It’s basic math.

[drivablecar]

Moral of the story, don’t be a con artist or you will die in a horrible accident and become a lonely ghost.

[c3rvida3]

First of all, don’t you ever accuse me of having morals, narrative or otherwise, ever again.

And second, where did I say I’d be lonely? I’d be a ghost on a motorcycle. That’s the sexiest thing that there is. You look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t bone Ghostrider. Look me in the goddamn eyes.

[ehinaaya]

Free Mind Free Spirit.. @ehinaaya

[whycantijustbegoodenough]

I’m scared to let it happen, but I’m so sick of fighting every single day..

[scarletstripes]

[champagnemoon]

[thighetician]

(1983)

[thetallblacknerd]

2016

[lolfactory]

[fukthisurl-blog]

His face. I’m dead

[crimsonsag-deactivated20170812]

Is this How To Catch a Predator or Jeopardy

[crescendohowell]

the only millennial headline that matters

[squidbroom]

reblog if you want dinner more than sex

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[tabbycat13pa]

When your girl isnt tumblr enough for you.

[theanimalmemes]

Being single is cool and stuff but when u know who u exactly wanna be with … It gets frustrating

sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

tyler oakley has been replaced with 2008 republican presidential nominee john mccain effective immediately and indefinitely. please treat him with kindness; hes pretty new to this

[tyleroakley]

what  in tarnation ?

[colourofoctober]

Refreshing a page just as you see something interesting…

[animalrates]

Here you witness a living marshmallow. Extremely rare. Would pet thoroughly. 10/10

animal rates?