tabbykappy

༶•┈┈⛧┈♛ 𝑓𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑐̧𝑎𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑎𝑖𝑠 - 𝑖𝑙/𝑙𝑢𝑖/ℎ𝑒/ℎ𝑖𝑚♛┈⛧┈┈•༶

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[etheltempest]

HUGE day for the suzufield agenda

[tabbykappy91]

Cole...

[brownie-bear-soph]

i can no longer hate sens bc tkafuck is gone and eky is on the team

[alexis-everafter]

🎀 Hockey Imagine 🎀

Imagine you meet Quinn Hughes and punch him in the face. Imagine Jack Hughes tries to come to his brother’s rescue and you punch him the face too. Imagine you’re escaping in your getaway car and run over both the Tkachuk brothers ✨🫶💕

[alxnxllix]

Reblog if you're grateful for your internet friends

[pucksonnetboys]

2026 NHL fan survey: Your thoughts on the current state of hockey and its future

Welcome to The Athletic's NHL fan survey. It's time for you to chime in on the state of the game and more.

This was fun!

[this-account-doesnt-exist]

the maritimes and saskatchewan not on the list 💔

[tabbykappy91]

My dad was a diehard Nordiques fan when he was young so i fear i need to pick Québec for the drama

[etheltempest]

they are trying to cancel hank green for saying what ALL hockey fans have been thinking

[etheltempest]

[codename-adler]

my goobers hashtag my goobers

[tabbykappy91]

how to get more likes on my blog no glue no borax

[playoffsides]

[fartkovsky]

our lovely habs enforcer and playoffs goal scorer arber xhekaj ❤️

[theocseason4]

Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

[diogenesnuts]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10

[fluorescentbrains]

doc davis actually isn’t associated with the tiktok user—and they’re really salty about the video

[thekawaiibutterflygirl]

oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH

[seardrax]

Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.

[thesoundofmagicc]

@branchnation I thought this post was really cute too n you might like it :)

[habsmyheart]

Doby hugging Lane from behind after Lane’s OT slapshot winner in Game Three of the Habs-T*mpa series. People moved on from this way too quick. Not me though. I’m thinking about it almost every day

[shadowboxr]

will: leannnn lennyyyy come here come sit next to me for the picture mommy wants her handsome little duckies all in a row :)

leno: Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us a place of our own. But you didn't want it, Will! So what we got now is Fourth of July! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the damn few times we have been together in nearly two years and you measure the short fucking leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about D.C. and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you...I can't make it on a coupla high-altitude fucks once or twice a year! You are too much for me, Will, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.

will vote: we are charlie kirkkkk we caaarry the flaaameeeee

gabe "dan" perreault: [gets stung by a bee] ostie [drops his hotdog ketchup-side-down in the grass] sacrament [takes a massive hit of his dab pen and starts choking but everyone ignores him] crisse de calisse en tabarnak !!!!

aram: [handsomely] jake old sport what d'you say we throw around the pigskin for a bit :)

jacob fowler: is it incest if two goalies have sex

colleen: would anyone like to see will's baby photos? this is him getting baptized [smiles indulgently] he threw up on the priest

grace: mama who bore me.mp3

bill smith: i burnt my hand on the grill

[etheltempest]

the blackhawks haven’t re-signed connor bedard yet so i made him a science teacher

[g0alieglazer]

habs fans watching this league-wide offersheet drama with their feet up and a cold one in hand because kh got all our big assets bolted down on long term contracts: