just a parasite wasting your time

amy || she/her || 20 || germany winterhawk, writing, yapping, etc.

[cowboylikeyouu]

links & stuff 🎀

german sideblog: @kuhjungewieduu

cats (the musical) sideblog: @jelliclelikeyouu

intro post

ao3

letterboxd

tiktok

german tiktok (high quality lotr edits)

serializd

storygraph

winterhawk recs (ask me for more pls i have more)

spotify

always down to chat with people, so feel free to reach out ^^ (my discord is the same username, but please dm me here first, i don't accept random friend requests lol)

no dnis but pls, for the love of god, don't send me explicit asks when you're fuckin 14 y/o i'm begging you

don't like don't read, be nice, and fuck ai

[kinda inactive at the moment bc uni & the general state of the world are killing me. will be back to rambling once exam season is over and i finally feel like using all my creative juices again]

[cowboylikeyouu]

i have so much fucking stuff to do, so many exams to study for, so naturally my brain & body are like: "ok we're gonna be SO fucking stressed that we cannot work on anything bc we're so fucking stressed and then we will fall behind on our study plan so naturally we're gonna be even more stressed, and then we go into full panic mode, which will make us SO tired that all we can do is go to sleep at 10 pm."

anyways, good night lmao

[cowboylikeyouu]

on of my professors proudly put an ai generated meme on his slides today and istg if attendance wasn't mandatory i would've walked out immediately

[fightingbymoonlight]

Seeing people I know and like using AI is making me understand the protagonists of those old time sci fi dystopia's.

"Oh I don't normally use AI, I just wanted it to plan my trip"

You lived on this planet for decades, you know what you like, there are hundreds of websites where you can type into any search engine " things to do in [area]" and have at least a hundred different options.

"Oh I only use it so I can figure out what to make during the week with what I have"

The most popular website as you type in "recipes" into google have sections where you click dinner- quick and easy and those usually rely on staples + 1 or 2 items. I found 30 recipes on chicken alone.

"I had a writing idea, so I typed a few sentences into Chat GPT and I was able to write 20 pages with it."

Youdidn'twriteit.Youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.youdidn'twriteit.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.YOUDIDN'TWRITEIT.

[hypochondriac-butters]

reblog this if you are gay, constantly tired, or a cryptic entity that merely inhabits a human form

[egirlbutternubs]

Screaming in pain covered in blood trying to put the fitted sheets on the bed

[drizzledrawings]

Sometimes late at night ill go through a cycle of looking at all of my different social media accounts... trying to figure out who I am lol :D

[cowboylikeyouu]

just finished reading the raven scholar, fucking loved it and i have a lot of thoughts, but as someone with a hawkeye pfp i feel like my only duty is to inform you that, except for the fact that he sucks at archery, cain ballari is literally clint barton reincarnated. right down to the fucking initials.

this alone should be proof enough.

[surgesweat]

Its funny how the MCU stripped away everything that made Hawkeye an unique and interesting character in the comics and just made him a boring white guy with a family. He was a circus freak, thats why he is so acrobatic and loud mouthed, he was an entertainer, and then a villain for a little bit, and then an avenger. But MCU Hawkeye is the most wet blankst of a character ever. Its surprising how many people like him.

[nrilliree]

This.

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

[ghost-postables]

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

[cowboylikeyouu]

there's nothing like the single-serving friends you make in the ER waiting room

[cowboylikeyouu]

himym is so fun when you like every character equal amounts and ship ted & robin & barney in every possible combination but people online seem to enjoy being miserable

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

[mousidy]

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[bitterbound]

My lovely ocean boy

[jayjay-thejet-plane]

A little winterhawk sketch based on a pinterest ref💜

Ref and lines below

[saltwater-goldfishy]

ok I know everyone’s considered Ryland grace wearing an “I put the ace in space” t shirt but. have we considered the infinitely funnier option of putting this shirt on eva stratt

[raviolireptile]

I had to draw this