Night At The Museum

A place to put all my NATM stuff. Expect lots of Tablet Guardians and Jeditavius.

[valdrift]

ahk doodle dump

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Rami Malek in Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb (requested by anonymous)

[lisspeed-archive]

Ahkmenrah is said to be very curious. Which isn’t weird after being dead for 3000 years. XD Ahk’s tongue will be stuck forever. XD And yes Ahkmenrah x Larry is one of my otp. I have this sad rp in which he ages and Ahk feels very depressed about it. Eventually Larry even gets a heart attack. Ahk tries everything to make Larry immortal, in the end it works. :3

[zayacv]

#ahkmenrah #fanart #lifeissogood #nightinmuseum late night? Should go to work at early morning? Ok,i know. It’s time for drawing Ahkmenrah!! This.is.Sparta.

[retrobr]

YIPPEE MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

I wanted to draw something special for the end of the year, so I decided to draw a full artwork with background and all that stuff

I hope y'all enjoy it! Thank y'all for staying with me all this time 🙏

[thewater101]

Please stand for the Jedtavius Flag

(Lol)

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Happy valentines to the marriage ever

[fivenightsatthemuseum]

Magic!Anon: Larry has an orgasm every time someone says his name

Ahkmenrah: *looks at question curiously* Can they even do that, Larry ?

Larry: *suddenly gasps and goes very stiff* Yep, yeah they can, apparently.

Ahkmenrah: *stares*

Larry: *opens his eyes and notices Ahk’s intense look* What?

Ahkmenrah: Nothing, Larry.

Larry: *gasps again and drops his head to his knees.* Okay, I’ll just be going, then. *Gets up and walks toward door rather shakily.*  

Ahkmenrah: Where are you going, Larry?

Larry: *stumbles and falls into the wall, a hitch in his breath.*

Ahkmenrah: Are you alright, Larry?

Larry: *slides down the wall, eyes closed*

Ahkmenrah: *stands over him* What’s the matter, Larry?

Larry: *moaning, head back in knees, shaking* That’s enough. 

Ahkmenrah: *smirks* If you say so. Here. *wraps Larry in the cat blanket and waits for him to return to normal.*

*Eventually Larry sits up, glaring.*

Larry: You knew exactly what you were doing, didn’t you?

Ahkmenrah: I have no idea what you are talking about. 

[had-just-ten-hours-training]

[fivenightsatthemuseum]

Ooohhh! Larry/Laura should be able to hear all of Ahk's naughty thoughts right? :D

Laura: Yes. Yes it does. 

Ahkmenrah: *Blushes furiously and buries his face in his hands. * You- You heard all of that? 

Laura: *Smirks, glad to have the upper hand for once.* I did. You really like this dress, don’t you?

Ahkmenrah: I… yes. It’s a very nice dress. You look nice. 

Laura: I don’t think nice was the word you used. *Crosses her arms, pretending to think about it.* Yeah, no, I think there were a lot of other words. 

Ahkmenrah: Well…

Laura: Things you want to do to me. And such. 

Ahkmenrah: *incoherent stuttering.*

Laura: Y’know, I might let you. 

Ahkmenrah: You mean the.. the thing that I… with the magic anon?

Laura: *Shrugs.* I don’t know. Maybe.

Ahkmenrah: *Blinks.* Please?

Laura: I don’t know… 

Ahkmenrah: *Kisses her deeply and quickly, taking her by surprise.* Please?

Laura: *Flustered.* I, uh.. we have more questions to answer, don’t we? *Quickly goes back to the computer.*

Ahkmenrah: *Thinks she’s adorable when she’s flustered, and watches with a smile.*

[fivenightsatthemuseum]

magic!anon where larry can read minds for 1 hour

Ahkmenrah: *Raises eyebrows.* This should be…. interesting. 

Laura: *Surprised to find that she can hear Ahk’s thoughts almost as if they were her own. He happens to be feeling very nervous at the moment. Laura smiles.* Don’t worry, I won’t creep into your personal business. 

Ahkmenrah: *Eyes widen slightly, because he’s suddenly having a very hard time not thinking about all his embarrassing memories.* 

Laura: *Giggles.* Are you seriously scared of thunderstorms? And snakes? Snakes are cute.

Ahkmenrah: *Blushes and looks down.* They’re deadly. 

Laura:Some aren’t. *She continues to involuntarily listen to his thoughts, and can’t help but laugh of loud.* You mistook your own shadow for a… a demon once?

Ahkmenrah: *Glowers.* My brother had just finished telling me a few of his favorite ghost stories. I was a little jumpy, alright? *Crosses his arms and pouts.* It was in front of father’s diplomats, too. 

Laura: You screamed like a girl, didn’t you?

Ahkmenrah: Maybe.   

[oddcouplings]

Octavius kisses very tenderly and soft.

Jedidiah kisses are greedy and rough.

He tends to leave bruises and bloodied lips when he leads the make out sessions… But Octavius doesn’t mind being manhandled so roughly.

And Jedidiah genuinely enjoys how loving and tender Octy can be.

[fivenightsatthemuseum]

Why does no one notice Ahk is female too?

Ahkmenrah: *Trying very hard to block out the noises coming from inside the room. She decides then and there to get Laura back. This is ridiculous, honestly, and Laura is hers. Nothing, not even anon magic can change that.* 

Ahkmenrah: They noticed, they just don’t care, seeing as a half-dead corpse isn’t very attractive. Maybe that’s the problem. *She reverts back to her normal state, and as she does so, she turns into a male again.* Oh good, that was the last question. That might help also. 

[fivenightsatthemuseum]

Ahk only question: if you do end up in a relationship with Larry(I'm rooting for ya)how would you treat him? Also who would be the dominant person in the relationship?

*Ahk takes one last swing at Larry, hitting him square on, and then pins him to the floor. Ahk has barely broken a sweat, but Larry is breathing heavily. For a moment, Ahk can do nothing but stare down at him, thinking thoughts he probably shouldn’t.*

Larry: *Panting* It would have been nice to mention the whole supernatural strength thing. That would have been useful information. 

Ahkmenrah: *Shrugs, still staring* I assumed it was a given. 

Larry: *rolls eyes* Get off me. 

*Ahk reluctantly moves, and Larry falls back against a wall, resting. Ahk sits down next to him and takes his phone. Larry is too tired now to protest. Ahk blushes when he reads the question and angles the phone away from the other man, having trouble typing on the small screen.*

Ahkmenrah: It would be me of course! Although Larry would probably say the same thing about himself…. but it would have to be me. *smiles* And I would treat him as he deserves, like a king. All that is mine would be his, *Zombie features flash for a moment* And no one would ever lay a hand on him, or they would have to answer to me. 

*Ahkmenrah’s hand drifts over to his cape, which is draped over a chair. He touches the small chain that’s tucked into an inside pocket.*

Ahkmenrah: There’s something I wish to give him. An old courting tradition from my time is to give your intended a pendant with the symbols that spell your name on it, to show that they are yours. Mine is gold, given that I am royalty. It’s very nice, and I hope that he will wear it. Although it is not generally given until the….later stages of a relationship. 

Larry: *Able to talk a little better now* Are you okay? You look kinda sad.

Ahkmenrah: *jumps, not realizing Larry was watching him* Nothing, just answering a question. *Finishes typing* I doubt he will accept it, though.  

[natm-ask-account]

Octavius: Okay, Jed. There’s only three of us left.

Jedediah: Honestly you’re kinda sus

Octavius: Jed you know it’s not me I’ve been with you this entire time

Octavius: I demand a divorce

Jedediah: Hey! That ain’t my fault!

(I had to draw them playing among us, even though it wasn’t asked for)

[fivenightsatthemuseum]

Because I'm genuinely curious, Ahk, do Laura got the booty?

Laura: *Clicking furiously at the computer.* What’s wrong with it?

Ahkmenrah: *Shrugs, continuing to play with her hair.* I don’t know. Why don’t we just use your phone? 

Laura: Cause it’s gonna die soon. Oh, I see whats wrong. *She stands and walks a few steps to where the power strip had been switched off. She bends down to turn it back on.*

Ahkmenrah: *Cocks his head to the side, watching. Then he nods.* She do. *He grabs the booty.* 

Laura: *Gives a little squeak and jumps.* Hey! That was uncalled for!

Ahkmenrah: But you make such an adorable little bunny. *Puts on his most innocent look.* I had to. 

Laura: *Roll her eyes.* 

[tablet-guardians-drabbles]

A Rant About Our Least Favorite Pharaoh in NATM, Kahmunrah

I remember reading in a text post somewhere (if I find it again I’ll link it) that Kahmunrah’s parents must have really disliked him in order to be buried separately from them. Well, think about this. Let’s say Merenkahre already passed (along with Shepseheret), and Ahkmenrah has just taken the throne. I don’t remember much from my childhood of obsessively looking up everything related to Ancient Egypt, but if Kahmunrah took the throne after he murdered Ahk, then maybe, just maybe, he had his parents and brother buried together away from him on purpose because some part of him felt guilt for killing his own flesh nd blood, and certainly disappointing his parents even more in the afterlife than when they were living. He could have had them buried separately from himself in order to forget what he had done in order to gain the throne. I have a hard time believing that a person is either all bad or all good. We have both, as does Kah.

Rant. Over.

[tablet-guardians-drabbles]

Edit: found the post.