[runninghell-deactivated20211019]

[waitafrikk]

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause

[lunyselene]

terry pratchett is the only person who actually knew how to use a pregnant pause

[achillesinhighheels]

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer-de]

"no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about the skeletons from undertale everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i think ive got a virus

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[willgrahamscock]

mutuals have this incredible power to curse you with liking kinks you previously would never engage with even with a gun to your head

[willgrahamscock]

7 seconds after the post

[willgrahamscock]

you’re going in the soup

[alice-is-annoyed-deactivated202]

[ontarom]

Concept art of my "Iron Lung" ita bag idea.

[yokowan]

Visit Original Link

[witchbugs]

[segamascott]

dude i recently got a fulltime job and how the fuck do you post so much and so well while being employed. how is is this possible

i'm a horrible employee 🔥

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[withswords]

there's an anime everyone's into right now and it must be really confusing because everyone in the tags keeps going "wha?" it's okay gang you'll figure it out.

[withswords]

really good tags

[bruzum]

[sobcat]

Monday... WHATEVER!!!! WHATEVERR

[hoehazza]

i remember july like it was yesterday

[chucktaylorupset]

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

[wantonlywindswept]

does it look like this