Tachycardic

officially a librarian (she/her)

[slutdge]

day one of trying not to think about fucking that old man

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[tachygranny]

If I don’t find a 40+ year old man to love me I think I’ll turn to dust

[tachygranny]

If the new hunger games book isn’t about Plutarch I’ll actually be a little a lot disappointed

[doortotomorrow]

cooper howard - in the hot tub

[tachygranny]

The minute long conversation I had on the airplane about Batman has been more fulfilling than spending an hour going through all of my vacation photos with family…

[suede-self-titled-album-deactiv]

before you post, remember S.T.O.P.!!!!

are you SEXUALIZING that old man?

does that old man TURN you ON?

POST.

[ragdolly-rabbit]

Over power me please I’m sorry I mean manhandle fuck I meant hold me down against my will shit I meant use me like a Ragdoll

[ghouleffer]

They know and they’re playing with us. I love it

[tachygranny]

Dabbling in fic writing again when you’re rapidly approaching 30 is definitely a different experience from writing at 14 I’ll tell you that

[kosmogrl]

this isn't funny anymore I need to find a way to have money without having to work another day in my life

[creekfiend]

I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

[celestialstarfall]

if I don’t ever meet a cowboy who calls me darlin’ and tenderly puts his hat on my head and offers a respectful hand to help me onto his horse then what the fuck even is the point of it all

[rabidgf-deactivated20240813]

but your honour i was ovulating

[whumpster-dumpster]

“My poor baby. My poor sweet little boy,” I lament out loud over a whole grown adult man who is not mine but is in fact a fictional character with fictional hurts. What matters is my feelings are real

[starberrysap]

okay not to be a fake batman fan or whatever but i watched batman begins for the first time and why is every edit focused on bale’s batman being suave and a playboy when he is just a little freak most of the time? the little faces he makes when he feels awkward or the way his eyes look when he zones the fuck out your honor that’s babygirl

[melis-writes]

BATMAN BEGINS (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan.

[tachygranny]

I just watched the fnaf movie and

joshuaaaaaaaaaaa