TYRANNOSAURUS TRAINWRECK @tacklesaurus-flex - Tumblr Blog

rongzhi

Peaceful reconciliation

English added by me :)

northirish

My tummy hurts, no doubt because of my many sins and transgressions

b0nkcreat

Random stinging pain in my neck 👀

creepymutelilbugger

atacked by my #MindWasp

b0nkcreat

Can you put those things on a leash please

creepymutelilbugger

Yeah. a really Long one so they can still get u tho

b0nkcreat

Commentary on: Society

zapatism

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

crabussy

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

crabussy

your revulva....

shitboy96

The joker sees this and thinks “oh this is just normal paving”

sedoretu

ohhhh so THIS is the twisted fucking cycle path

the-quasar-hero

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

beardedmrbean

nathanielbuildsatesseract

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

armengoldira

blackwoolncrown

fuck.

the internet is like, broken broken.

blackwoolncrown

Me: Hey can you pull up common phrases including the word 'survive'?

AI-fucked internet: Heh! Sure thing. I-- cheeburger, cheeburger, cheeburg

the-haiku-bot

AI-fucked internet:

Heh! Sure thing. I– cheeburger,

cheeburger, cheeburg

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

dogpuppy

working-on-my-backwards-walk-de

isleofthings-deactivated2025042

An excellent addition hiding in the tags

droidcore

> Windows 95 has a 3D screensaver that plays a first-person animation of navigating a brick maze.

> What's important about this screensaver is that it is not an animation, but rather a fully computer-operated 3D game, complete with control mapping that was just never used.

> What you watch is actually live gameplay footage of your computer; it's not pre-recorded.

> AKA, the programmers gave their computers something to do in-between user sessions so it wouldn't get bored. Also, the idea of hanging out with your computer while it plays its own little flash games?? Adorable. 10/10