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[tacklrnews]

News for all, free of charge!

Greetings, and welcome to Tacklr News! I'm Pelipper, the current main writer for this. Yes, I am a Pelipper. Yes, I deliver mail on the side.

I've been seeing lots of people across this here site, with their own eventful lives and all. And I got to thinking, has anyone written news on these major events before?

Turns out so! But those blogs seem to be long defunct. Which is where I come in!

I'll be writing news articles on the happenings across this here site. Lots happening, yet some of it's never commented on! Hoping to change that.

And if you'd like to help me write articles, feel free to contact me, and I'll see what I can do. Could always use more wings around here. Or paws, or hands or other limbs.

OOC

Welp. Here I am, rapidly becoming Blogs Georg the third.

This is meant to be a more specific and in-character version of my boosting blog. Got an event you want people to know about? I'll do my best to write something about it! This goes for both Pokemon IRL blogs and RPC blogs!

Of course, I'll also be writing articles about non-submitted stuff. Though if you want an article taken down or changed, let me know, and I'll do so immediately.

I'd really appreciate any help with this blog! If you want to help write articles, please let me know, and I'll see if I can add you as a co-runner of this blog.

Pelipper Mail and derivatives are on. Magic anons are off. Sapient Pokemon interactions are more than welcome.

News posts will be tagged with #tacklr news, and other in-character posts will be tagged as #not news.

Hope you all find this useful!

[tacklrnews]

Hi, I'm Sprigvee! I'm a hybrid of a Sprigatito and an Eevee, and I'm going to be helping Pelipper write articles on here from now on!

I'll mainly be reporting on the Legendary and Mythical Pokemon I've spotted on here, as well as what you humans call "eebydeebies". It's a funny name, but what I've heard about them reminds me of the human heroes from our world!

Sorry if I don't post as much as Pelipper. I've got a lot on my plate.

// Melmy of @genesis-override

[tacklrnews]

Hello! I am a fusion of Porygon and Chikorita— you can call me Porykorita. I’ll be helping Pelipper out with the articles, though I don’t really have too much of a focus. I will probably be on the lookout for Faller stories, but I will report just about anything eventful!

// Pancake Umbreon from @pancake-umbreon!

[ask-team-searchlights]

OOC

Hi! It's been a while!

I know this blog is pretty inactive these days (for now. I plan on returning to it eventually), but I have something I wanted to say!

Recently, I made a new RP server, for PokeAsk, PokeIRL, and PokeRPC blogs!

The lore is that the RP part of the server is that it was an ordinary discord server in the mainline Pokemon world, that recently opened invites to the public.

Oh, and it can connect across different universes. Don't ask how that works, because I don't know!

Both characters from mainline Pokemon and PMD are allowed, both OC and canon! You can even bring in characters from completely different media, if they've Fallen into a Pokemon world!

It's a primarily chatroom-style RP, but there's also a space for in-person RP threads.

If you have any questions or need any advice, I'd be happy to help!

I hope you all enjoy!

Message me if you'd like an invite!

[tacklrnews]

Tacklr User Sucked into Ultra Wormhole, Presumed Dead

(CWs: Mentions of death.)

Earlier today, @yveltalreal and @aspens-dragons were exploring an old Aether Foundation building, when an Ultra Wormhole appeared, and a Nihilego appeared. The Nihilego took Aspen into the Ultra Wormhole, and they haven't been seen since.

I offer my condolences to those affected, but unfortunately there is little I can do to help but spread the world.

Aspen is presumed dead, but a rescue operation is purportedly in the works. I truly hope they succeed.

[benchspkmnirlhub]

A repository of open Pokemon IRL discord servers (that I know of)

This one's my personal favorite, and is very lovely! It has some in-universe lore behind the in-character chatroom part of it, with it being ran by the Taskforce Distortion, a sorta anti-Rainbow Rocket.

Join the The TaskForce Distortion Discord Server!

Check out the The TaskForce Distortion community on Discord - hang out with 78 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

Another nice one, this one doesn't have any in-universe lore behind it, but it has an in-character chatroom part of the server, as well as several channels and threads for infodumping about your characters.

Join the Rotumblr Hangout Discord Server!

Check out the Rotumblr Hangout community on Discord - hang out with 103 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

This one I'm not too active in, but it's a pretty nice place! Has a lot of in-character channels, so much that the in-character part feels like a real server!

Check out the Pokemon IRL Roleplay community on Discord - hang out with 58 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

This one is...very, very chaotic, but it's neat! It's primarily geared towards Faller characters, but anyone can join!

Join the Faller Hub + Persona Lair Discord Server!

Check out the Faller Hub + Persona Lair community on Discord - hang out with 98 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

This is one I run! It's a server for people with characters who are Pokemon! Regular Pokemon, eebydeebies, hybrids, legendaries, all are welcome here!

Check out the Sapient Pokemon IRL community on Discord - hang out with 42 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.

[tacklrnews]

Excellent news from Meowstrogen Labs! They've successfully created a new medicine that will reverse the damage caused by testosterone!

"We believe that while there's no wrong way to be a woman, trans women deserve safer medical transition," says Luna-Soliel Elizabeth Meows, the founder. "We've been studying the DNA of Eevee, ditto, and even mew in order to find a way to safely create a better future for everyone. It's entirely reversible, and the side effects are minimal to none."

Lead scientist Lilliana Raine explains, "Our formula works similarly to HRT, but targets the bones themselves. We can turn back the clock, in a sense, by triggering the bones to slowly return to stem cells. We've worked out all the kinks and finished with the clinical trials, now it's time to roll it out. We've got a couple targeted medicines that will only affect one area, then we've got the whole package wrapped into one pill. You can be shorter, you can have narrower shoulders, you can have a higher natural voice. It's genuinely the reverse of puberty; you might experience the same growing pains or hormonal shifts, but this time, you'll be moving towards a body that you want and love."

Next on the list, Ms. Meows says they'll be looking into creating catgirl HRT. Stay tuned!

I believe you've already written the article for us.

[ariadosanon]

Theres like a billion pelips running pelipper mail to my knowledge.

Pelipper(s) mail!

A chest freezer. Carried by four of them.

Do the PELIPPER just decide to— OH SHIT!

Almost dropped it on me. Anyways, do the PELIPPER have EMPLOYEE BENEFITS or WHAT

[tacklrnews]

We do.

[tacklrnews]

Lysandre Strikes Again

As is customary for worlds with him in it, a Lysandre has declared that he will kill all who are not a part of Team Flare.

Thankfully, as is also customary with these worlds, there are many people willing to stop him. @yharnamcrow and her group have rescued someone from Team Flare's hideout in Lumiose City, and are on their way to Geosenge as I write this.

I wish them the best of luck.

[rotomblrpoststore]

//hey, any rotomblr gimmick blogs want to swap for mmm?

//this could either be just a gimmick swap or a character swap (like the rotomblr-polls swap)

[tacklrnews]

OOC

If it's not too late for that, sure!

[tacklrnews]

Ex-Chairman Rose Summoned Via "Rizz"

Within the past 24 hours on Tacklr, a multitude of events have occured, culminating in Ex-Chairman Rose manifesting on the website.

After @swagtastic-bougie-pompadour received an ask from @numberonebidoofenjoyer stating that Ex-Chairman Rose is worth "rizzing up", a lartge chunk of the website went into a frenzy about the attractiveness of Ex-Chairman Rose, and later Ghestis.

Soon after, the blog @macrocosmos-social showed up, purportedly a blog for Ex-Chairman Rose himself.

I believe it's safe to assume that Rose was summoned by the discussion of his "rizz".

I fear for what's to come.

[tacklrnews]

...Humans are weird sometimes.

[adrien-vomit]

oh poor HYBRID... just wait till you learn about the skibidi rIzz =)

[tacklrnews]

What's a "Skibidi"?

[tacklrnews]

Ex-Chairman Rose Summoned Via "Rizz"

Within the past 24 hours on Tacklr, a multitude of events have occured, culminating in Ex-Chairman Rose manifesting on the website.

After @swagtastic-bougie-pompadour received an ask from @numberonebidoofenjoyer stating that Ex-Chairman Rose is worth "rizzing up", a lartge chunk of the website went into a frenzy about the attractiveness of Ex-Chairman Rose, and later Ghestis.

Soon after, the blog @macrocosmos-social showed up, purportedly a blog for Ex-Chairman Rose himself.

I believe it's safe to assume that Rose was summoned by the discussion of his "rizz".

I fear for what's to come.

[tacklrnews]

...Humans are weird sometimes.

[tacklrnews]

Ex-Chairman Rose Summoned Via "Rizz"

Within the past 24 hours on Tacklr, a multitude of events have occured, culminating in Ex-Chairman Rose manifesting on the website.

After @swagtastic-bougie-pompadour received an ask from @numberonebidoofenjoyer stating that Ex-Chairman Rose is worth "rizzing up", a lartge chunk of the website went into a frenzy about the attractiveness of Ex-Chairman Rose, and later Ghestis.

Soon after, the blog @macrocosmos-social showed up, purportedly a blog for Ex-Chairman Rose himself.

I believe it's safe to assume that Rose was summoned by the discussion of his "rizz".

I fear for what's to come.

[murmursdraconic]

(@tacklrnews) "Pardon me, but do you known what 'rizzed up' means?" The Pelipper asks.

Shay is not perturbed by the talking Pelipper one bit. She figures this may as well happen today. She holds up a finger and scrolls through some texts from her cousin about this very subject.

"It's either one: someone of hich charismatic standong that most people fond attractive, or two: what an individual does to someone of previous description. Slang for flirting."

She puts her phone away.

"Something like that, I don't know really."

She was one of the last people to be asked about this.

[tacklrnews]

I am afraid to look up what "rizzing up" means, but I must do my research for this article.

[themiracleeye]

Mm? What are you writing about?

[tacklrnews]

Yesterday's commotion about Chairman Rose of Galar.

[tacklrnews]

I am afraid to look up what "rizzing up" means, but I must do my research for this article.

[tacklrnews]

Ok but some of these articles are wild

Would you write an article on “Top 10 wildest articles in the past year” or something? (No pressure to do so! Just an idea of sorts)

Ooh! That is an interesting idea, though we would have to wait about five months before we can actually create a list.

[tacklrnews]

How are you today?

Pretty decent! Apologies if you were asking for Pelipper— this is Porykorita.

[em1e]

what made u guys pick ur url's !