Erymav Ocat

Wierd

[rulers-of-the-sky]

Milky eagle owl

[beautiful-wildlife]

Owl by Stefano Ronchi

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Uguu the Glomper would like to hug the bear!

Our half-orc barbarian (via outofcontextdnd)

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"Oh, you mean THOSE decapitated bears"

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Boy, am I tired of sarcastic damnder-than-thou vampires. I try to smile though.

a vampire that’s tired of sarcastic damnder-than-thou vampires (via outofcontextdnd)

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“If I jump out from behind the pillar will I get a surprise?”

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“Are the hands from a body?”

“They’re hands.”

“No, you don’t understand, were these from a person? Were they severed or did they come into the world as hands?”

“They’re hands”

–our healer/surgeon to our DM when fighting construct-hands

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“See, I inadvertently stopped us from being robbed by rolling a nat 20 on sh*t and piss.” -our paladin after dragging our rogue through a sewer

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You’re basically stabbing him with a boat at this point.

(via outofcontextdnd)

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Warlock: Can I move into the rock? DM: …yes. Warlock: Does it resist me?

(via outofcontextdnd)

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Would a party of rogues be a… surprise party?

[just-shower-thoughts]

I don’t know why the ‘adult’ cereal companies just assume I don’t want a free toy inside the box every now and then.

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The fire is not evil

but it is a bit uptight…

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“Man, fuck you!”

“No, no, my dear Paladin. It is I, who will be fucking you

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You begin gently beating the wizard to death again

(via outofcontextdnd)

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Spotted at my school.

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Player: “That’s homophobic language!”

DM: “Listen, dude, the sword is chaotic evil, I don’t think it cares.”