i want it i got it

leo but an aquarius. infp. smol i like dogs and cats tagged/me twitter ig sc: leovalentino

[loveonarooftop]

are social medias down again exept for tumblr

[nutsacktorturer]

a cockroach will survive a nuclear bomb

[frumpkingoesfurrst]

We’ll never die

[babyanimalgifs]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

I love seeing videos of pandas being manhandled

[blackfemmejeanvaljean]

he loves you give him a hug you monster

[ruinedchildhood]

[phantomrose17]

[silly-jellyghoty]

[lenacraft]

March

[ruinedchildhood]

[jca-archive]

Tatsuo Ikeda, 1979

[anxietyproblem]

[ripe]

y’know what i’m gonna say it. tumblr is the superior social media site. follower counts are hidden/meaningless, there’s no way to make a profit and/or become an influencer. it’s just about looking at silly little images and making silly little comments. 

[pascalcampion]

Wasting time.

Aka. I just wanted to draw kitty cat.

#pascalcampion

[beyonce-knowles-carter]

“I killed Chin the Conqueror. A horrible tyrant, Chin was expanding his army to all corners of the continent. When they came to the neck of the peninsula where we lived, he demanded our immediate surrender. I warned him that I would not sit passively while he took our home, but he did not back down. On that day, we split from the mainland. I created Kyoshi Island so that my people would be safe from invaders.”

— AVATAR KYOSHI 

[paper-mario-wiki]

you’re just jealous cuz my dick is smaller and easier to handle than your dick, which is really large and unwieldy

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[chilewithcarnage]

[ten-and-donna]

the utter ecstasy of “is that lavENDER?” is what sells it for me

[felfs-deactivated20141130]

How long does your ideal hug last

[futurefantastic]

38-45 minutes

[felfs-deactivated20141130]

that’s really impractical

[futurefantastic]

u said ideal, not realistic

[mantisshrinp]

[omghotmemes]

AND DON’T COME BACK.

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

[marimopet]

what does this say in english

[merinnan]

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

[myangelofthelord]

ok so what does it say in american

[merinnan]

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

[star-spangled-jackass]

thank you

[you-or-your-memory]

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

[flubz]

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

[operationsc]

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language

[whitepeopletwitter]

[awed-frog]

[throwbackblr]

Playing GTA Vice City for the first time in 2002