i'd like to thank the academy

[pomeranian2]

[1overjordan24]

[waningcrescentmoontemplo-deacti]

if this aint me as hell

[toppingfromthebottomx-deactivat]

[spazzdhn]

[slutty-ukes]

fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I explained “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit” 

[okinerua]

[roachkillr]

[lilsantauno]

who did this

[aisforarthur]

[officialbeyonceknowles-deactiva]

[officialbeyonceknowles-deactiva]

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

[sarrzuu-deactivated20170601]

what the hell is hw even code for 

[823-8---9-23-94--923-deactivate]

hand wjobs 

[ethiopienne]

[drugsupplier]

calling your friends like

[lapalco-deactivated20161108]

[piscesad-deactivated20180608]

[bratsquad]

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

[spacesams-moving-deactivated201]

i went to target and for some fucking reason, they fucking put doritos bags in the same fucking shelves as the 3ds consoles, behind locked windows in the fucking electronic section  ??????????????????

[anacondom]

have u ever tasted doritos

[victorious]

[neatpotatoes]

[abilliondollarsonaelevator-blog]

When I was 6 my brother told me that old people sag because they’re being pulled to hell and I cried