[pissvortex]

i wish jeff bezos cared about his twitter replies as much as elon musk did so we could bully him too

[isventoaureoconfirmed]

Day 546

Vento Aureo is confirmed.

Thank you for joining me.

[effewrgtwvtgefd-deactivated2022]

cis person making a post for trans men

hello my smol bean trans boys……

just so you know those things on your chest aren’t your boobs!!  

it’s your misplaced ballsack  (◕‿◕)♡

[teathattast]

[fruitsoftheape100]

Favorite Soft Drink … Dr Paper

[starlightshoe]

microfandoms that popped up and then promptly died to death in 2017

the it fandom

dream daddy

17776 (what football will look like in the future)

doki doki literature club

bendy and the ink machine

feel free to add on

[mojav]

[thps2]

ajit pais horrible video got taken down for copyright infringement bc he used the harlem shake lmao owned

[porunareff]

me: there’s no way Araki can come up with a worst stand name than “Nut King”

araki:

[tadpoleofficial]

How Marvel thinks teens talk: Oh crud, this is sooooo not #woke

How teens actually talk: Gun to your head would you rather fuck Piccolo or Vegeta

[okboy-remade-deactivated2018011]

todays the day. you nervously open your mailbox. you find the letter youve been expecting all day. You hesitate but then you start to open it. “Your Government Assigned Kin Has Been Chosen” ..you start to sweat. You read further..and see the words in bold…. “You Are: Bibble from Barbie Fairytopia (2005)”

[darklordbambi]

When some asshole tries to kill net neutrality again;

[foulserpent]

[tumblr geek after being bitten by a black mamba] oh no!! danger noodle does an anger! scaly pupper! she protec but also attac!

[serotnin]

when u hear ur correct pronouns for once

[cungadero]

jojo’s bizarre adventure dialogue: i’m going to eat this apple

jojo’s bizarre adventure part 7 steel ball run dialogue: i’m going to “eat” this “apple”

[jootjogurt-deactivated20200905]

jojo’s bizarre adventure part 7 steel ball run closing arc dialogue:

[prayingmantisfolly]

jojo’s bizarre adventure part 8 dialogue: Gappy: this ‘appleeeee~~~’… was I going to ‘eat’ this apple? Orrrrrrr……………………..

minor supporting character: ……….????…………

Yasuho thinking to herself: what is he……. going to do with that ‘apple’?

Gappy: no, not ‘whole’, that is… I remember………….

*shrun shrun* (apple peeling sound effect)

Gappy: That’s right! I… was going to ‘peel’ this apple………. before eating it! Let me say it again: I’m going to peel this apple, ‘completely’!

villain: ………….oka~~~~~~~~y.

[torracat]

i really don’t care if every pokemon game for the rest of time has the same formula as all the previous ones as long as there’s new characters and new pokemon i’m gonna show up at GameStop with $40 when it’s released and eat the cartridge

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

the a in lgbtqa stands for antifa