Too Many Lizards

An IC and OOC blog for FFXIV and my FFXIV characters. Main: Ambaghai Iriq, Balmung server (He/Him)

[booty-uprooter]

how do you pronounce WoL

double-you-oh-ell

like 'wall'

rhymes with 'coal'

it changes every time I read it

some other way

Voting ended onMay 3

[uponthewind]

hey do you think ffxiv characters are doing primal/tempered erp

[fandaniel]

it endears me greatly that the ffxiv community will see a glitch in the code or a bad model in the game and make it a community event and inside meme and make fanart of it like

everyones LOVES square grapes and lvl 1 . square enix please dont remove these we all beg

[fandaniel]

[rynekat]

[alicelufenia]

This but you cry like 5 or 6 times minimum in the process of drawing the owl. Good luck, Warrior of Light!

[redstonedust]

the worst part about grief is that it feels like the world should be horrendously earth shatteringly changed, and to an extent it IS but its also the same. to everyone else it's just another tuesday. the world moves on. you have to go grocery shopping.

[daxtri]

Hear Anon Out: Wuk Lamat with a trans flag background??

based based based

[cinnamon-suncat]

Visit Original Link

The best sound in all of Stormblood.

[cinnamon-suncat]

meeh

[ryebreadgf]

How do you process grief?

by running from it until it finds me in the middle of a sunny street on a beautiful day

[tae-ffxiv]

A much more recent comic I also forgot to post. IDK why the idea popped into my head.

[snakelinksonic]

I feel that if I don’t repost this somewhere every year at some point, I’m living my life incorrectly.

[noble-snows-deactivated20220106]

What is even..

[lilac-keeper-deactivated2022112]

Some backstory. In FFXIV, for a very short spurt of time, there was a glitch where the upper body of a model would lock and freeze in place while the rest would still perform animations from other emotes and attacks. The results were pretty incredible for those that could get the lock to happen.

It was quickly hot-fixed out, but not quickly enough for the above video to get made, un/fortunately.

[meekusah]

mood

[voidsentprinces]

Remember where you came from.

[tae-ffxiv]

Comic thing I never posted. Drew when the expansion was new and I'd just gotten that armour.

[luna-azzurra]

Unhealed Wounds Your Character Pretends Are Just “Personality Traits”

These are the things your character claims are just “how they are” but really, they’re bleeding all over everyone and calling it a vibe.

╰ They say they're "independent." Translation: They don’t trust anyone to stay. They learned early that needing people = disappointment. So now they call it “being self-sufficient” like it’s some shiny badge of honor. (Mostly to cover up how lonely they are.)

╰ They say they're "laid-back." Translation: They stopped believing their wants mattered. They'll eat anywhere. Do anything. Agree with everyone. Not because they're chill, but because the fight got beaten out of them a long time ago.

╰ They say they're "a perfectionist." Translation: They believe mistakes make them unlovable. Every typo. Every bad hair day. Every misstep feels like proof that they’re worthless. So they polish and polish and polish... until there’s nothing real left.

╰ They say they're "private." Translation: They’re terrified of being judged—or worse, pitied. Walls on walls on walls. They joke about being “mysterious” while desperately hoping no one gets close enough to see the mess behind the curtain.

╰ They say they're "ambitious." Translation: They think achieving enough will finally make the emptiness go away. If they can just get the promotion, the award, the validation—then maybe they’ll finally outrun the feeling that they’re fundamentally broken. (It never works.)

╰ They say they're "good at moving on." Translation: They’re world-class at repression. They’ll cut people out. Bury heartbreak. Pretend it never happened. And then wonder why they wake up at 3 a.m. feeling like they're suffocating.

╰ They say they're "logical." Translation: They’re terrified of their own feelings. Emotions? Messy. Dangerous. Uncontrollable. So they intellectualize everything to avoid feeling anything real. They call it rationality. (It's fear.)

╰ They say they're "loyal to a fault." Translation: They mistake abandonment for loyalty. They stay too long. Forgive too much. Invest in people who treat them like an afterthought, because they think walking away makes them "just as bad."

╰ They say they're "resilient." Translation: They don't know how to ask for help without feeling like a burden. They wear every bruise like a trophy. They survive things they should never have had to survive. And they call it strength. (But really? It's exhaustion wearing a cape.)

[beardedmrbean]

[carnivalseb]

the pumpkin spice must flow

[washipink]

[gobbie-boom]

gonna start a list of all my fave search infos

[gobbie-boom]

another one for the list

[gobbie-boom]

[gobbie-boom]

i hate this one actually

[gobbie-boom]

highlanders consistently have the best infos

[gobbie-boom]

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[gobbie-boom]

dt edition

[pret-boy]

"Would you still love me if I-" I would still love you if we reincarnated a million times and you killed me in each and every one of them. And I would be grateful that your face is the last thing I get to see before I die in every lifetime. Next.

[m3lat0nin]

no, babe, i dont do casual. its mind numbing devotion for all eternity or nothing

[lakevida]

man with excellent self restraint dismayed to realize that not wanting anything is more likely a depression symptom than a carefully honed skill that atones for other aspects of his character