I carry your heart.

Unicorn

[official-keyes]

HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS

[official-keyes]

just kidding. nap strength of 10,000 sleepies

[cloudheaded]

ways to respond to being asked "are you a man or a woman?"

i sure hope not

who's to say

that's between me and God

i'll tell you for $100

i don't think so, why?

probably, not sure though

[cloudheaded]

additions collected from the notes

not to my knowledge

sometimes

wouldn't you like to know weatherboy

[turquoisemagpie]

that information is behind a paywall 

(for the ‘Adam and Eve’ bullshit) I’m a snek

if I told you that, I’m afraid I’d have to kill you

I’ll get back to you on that in 8 to 15 business days 

[aquilacalvitium]

I have no clue but if you figure it out let me know

Whatever's funniest in this situation

I knew I was forgetting something!

I'm normal I don't do that whole "gender" thing

I forgor 💀🧍

[regretfullyhuman-deactivated202]

i'm vegetarian actually

*confused stare*

what are you, a cop? (the classic)

science hasn't advanced far enough to tell

the answer to that question can only be accessed by a secret door on a distant island. go to the barber and ask for a "Mongolian shave"; there you will receive your first clue

bananba

[orangesyellow]

The college entrance exam is coming up. Hang in there. You can do it. But can we really do it? Sometimes, saying that we can do something can be more discouraging. We haven’t learned about a world in which you don’t have to do well and can fail. Still, let’s do the most we can. Let’s do our best. But I still hope that even if we fail, we’ll be strong enough to get back up again. Twenty-Five Twenty-One (2022)

[jaehwany]

Every moment that we spent together really made me happy. Let’s continue to be happy.

TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY-ONE (2022) dir. Jung Ji Hyun

[taenggerine]

aaaaaa this trope

[namchyoon]

Hey, miss. Why are you crying? Is something wrong? No, sir. No? Whatever it is, have some soju and shake it off. It’s okay. I’m still in school. You’re in school? Wait. Isn’t that her? What? Wait. Aren’t you the athlete Na Hee-do from yesterday? What? Na Hee-do? It is. The fencer from yesterday?

TWENTY-FIVE TWENTY-ONE (2022) EP. 7

[taenggerine]

my favourite scene

[steelplatedhearts]

the hotel I’m staying in is having a chihuahua conference??? some lady told me there were over 300 chihuahuas in the building and if I wanted to, I could go watch the puppy competition in the morning. I’m in Heaven

[steelplatedhearts]

this is the best day of my life

[steelplatedhearts]

update: my shoe is a chew toy

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics featuring James Joyce, J.D. Salinger, Harper Lee, Jane Austen, Shakespeare, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on August 30, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck! Follow macrolit.books to qualify for our IG giveaway. 📚

[aseaofquotes]

Ray Bradbury, “The Fog Horn”

[poemswords]

[kuulam]

[frauleinninja]

this post has fucked me up more than any other on this site

[orangevelvetspacequeen]

Okay but no, do you understand what happens to a caterpillar once it’s in its cocoon? It completely turns into goo. That’s right, GOO. The damn thing dissolves and the reforms into the butterfly. Even crazier, the wings of the butterfly are already inside the caterpillar, ready to go, just waiting to float around in some goo and then be a beautiful butterfly. The craziest part?!? A study was done where some caterpillars were exposed to a certain smell and then given an electric shock so eventually the caterpillar associated the smell with the shock. Well after those little hairy noodles came out of the their cocoons as butterflies, they exposed them to the smell again and the butterflies reacted super negatively, as if they were being shocked. A.K.A. not only is there wings floating around in that goo cocoon, there is also a brain, the same, unaltered brain as the caterpillar. The butterfly can recall its days as a caterpillar even after basically being turned into soup. And then it all somehow gets its shit together to be a stupid majestic little beast, and I can’t even remember where I put my damn phone.  

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[seanp0donnell]

me: i should probably tell people how i feel today

me: it can't be healthy keeping it all bottled in

me: i need to open up to somebody

somebody: hey how are you

me: I AM ABSOLUTELY FINE

[macrolit]

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen paperback classics that were hand-picked by you! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on December 29, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

[bookmania]

“Time was passing like a hand waving from a train I wanted to be on. I hope you never have to think about anything as much as I think about you.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

[ohk4te]

holy golden hour? please have three angles of this gorgeous light as a ‘happy monday’ from me to you

[bookmania]

“It’s been very rare to have known you, very strange and wonderful.”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald; The Beautiful and Damned (via sunsetquotes)

[ohk4te]

holy golden hour? please have three angles of this gorgeous light as a ‘happy monday’ from me to you