lil bitch

it tae n im ur god

[leogirl97]

i hope 2017 is soft and forgiving

[lopmon]

LMFAOOOO

[cringepics]

how do people get in relationships like how does that even happen how do u get the universe to align in ur favour like that

[stealth-boy]

holy shit this is the official spongebob facebook page

[thatsthat24]

they used their own meme… so perfectly… so ironically… it’s a masterpiece

[unsanitarys-remade-deactivated2]

i hate meeting new people and them being like ‘oh ur so quiet :(’ like ????????? what the FUCK am i supposed to tell u jessica i dont even KNOW you

[wilderwraith]

me before taking a personality quiz: [deep breath] remember who you are

[blackmodel]

yall want replies but we’ve had messenger pigeons since the 1800’s???

[thebobaemoji]

The last messenger pigeon died in 1914

[blackmodel]

i just saw a pigeon today?? put a letter on it

[pammiejr]

[sprousetwinsblog]

Social Experiment 2.0

[corpsebod]

Me: is polite and welcoming for 10 hours straight

Customer: can’t even manage it for 10 seconds

[taenotes]

during sex

girlfriend: why are u laughing

me: thought of a meme

[mielrosa-deactivated20160819]

I hate when I show my grandma a funny video/pic she asks “who is that?”

I don’t fucking know grandma just laugh and give me my phone back

[bang]

[rosebudsandcoffee-deactivated20]

i may not be sexy but you know what? i can rap lafayette’s verses in guns and ships and if that’s not a quality u want in a partner honestly who is the loser here

[itwasntrainingyet]

[eaglecapri-deactivated20160618]

[harryedward]

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7