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Indie. Pre-Film. Selective. Taffyta Muttonfudge

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“Well I’ll have you know, short-stack, you nearly flattened the tires on my kart!”

[the-queen-needs-us]

“I-I’m really sorry! If there’s anything I can do, I’ll do it!”

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"Oh yeah? Like what, beard?”

[memesfortheroleplayerssoul-a]

The 12th gif in your gifs folder is your muses reaction to being kissed by a random stranger

[monster-drama-ask]

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“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“…You mean….fudge?”

[terwilligerbrothers]

“Oh, I didn’t know you said that.“

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“Uh yeah-it’s kind of a swear word here- at least the only acceptable kind…” 

[terwilligerbrothers]

“I kind of figured.

I have watched The Christmas Story.”

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"A Christmas story? Never seen it....here in Sugar Rush, we don’t really watch any movies that aren’t candy centered....” 

[rp-memes-cafe]

Send a url with a symbol and my muse must kiss them on that spot!

♥ - cheek ❥ - nose ❤ - lips ❣ - forehead ❦ - hand ❧ - neck ♡ - back ۵ - shoulder ღ - top of head

[the-write-ideas]

Send "Come At Me" and my character will insult yours anyway they can think to.

Let’s start a fight!

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"I'm very good at what I do, probably the best I know."

“Oh yeah? Well clearlyyou’re not good at findinga beautician…”

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"You...okay? You're lookin' just a little pale there...”

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wrecĸ-ιт ralpн ~ ѕenтence ѕтarтerѕ

"My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess."

"I'm very good at what I do, probably the best I know."

"It becomes kinda hard to like your job when no one seems to like you for doing it."

"Quittin' time!"

"Yeah, uh… I-I'm sorry, ya lost me there."

"Thanks, Satan."

"You can't mess with the program, bro."

"Step aside, sir, random security check."

"Anything to declare?"

"What? Is that today? Ah, I'm such a dummy with dates…"

"Hey, 'scuse you!"

"It's make your mama's proud time!"

"When did video games become so violent and scary?!"

"No cuts, no butts, no coconuts...?"

"Your face! It's amazing!"

"You're not from here, are you?"

"Are you a hobo?"

"Why are you so freakishly annoying?"

"Is that a threat I smell?"

"See? You're an accident just waiting to happen."

"What a moron…"

"Enjoy your little tantrum, diaper baby?"

"Leave me alone."

"We are not friends."

"Get a hold of yourself!"

"I love it… I love it, I love it, I love it!"

"Woah, what, you have teeth? I don't I've ever seen ya smile before!"

"Hurry, hurry, let's go! Time's 'a wastin'!"

"This is so exciting!"

"You're adorable!"

"I'm adorable!"

"No, I understand plenty, traitor!"

"I don't care, you're a liar!"

"What are you, crazy?!"

"What the -- ? Who are you?!"

"Just go. Go without me."

"Don't worry! I got it under control!"

"What's with all the magic sparkles?!"

"You could be happy."

"I'm already happy."

"When can I see you again?"

[chivalrousxhybrid-deactivated20]

Send me 'I want the K' and I'll generate a number

[winewoven-deactivated20160315]

1: Hot, Steamy kiss

2: Cheek Kiss

3: Nose Kiss

4: Forehead Kiss

5: Firm Kiss

6: Gentle Peck

7: Romantic Kiss

8: Eyelid Kiss

9: Jawline Kiss

10: Neck Kiss

11: Collarbone Kiss

12: Chest Kiss

13: Stomach Kiss

14: Kiss Along the Hips

15: Kiss in the Rain

16: Upside-Down Kiss

17: Goofy Kiss

18: Underwater Kiss

19: Forceful Kiss

20: Any of the Above

21: Then there’s tongue

[zahraaxix]

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LIKE for a starter!

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“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”

“…You mean….fudge?”

[terwilligerbrothers]

“Oh, I didn’t know you said that.“

[taffyiisms-blog]

"Uh yeah-it's kind of a swear word here- at least the only acceptable kind...” 

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    “Hey… what are     those pointy things     on your head? 

[starry-harts-deactivated2016030]

“You mean my head band? 

They’re called horns you know, like demons?”

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"Yeah those things! So you’re like....a  demon?”

[bupagentkent]

       “God, I hate my job….”

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"Uh where did you come from anyway? Also no offense but you’re eyes look just a little blood-shot” 

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Ask my muse for a favor:

"I need a place to spend the night."

"Can I come over and use your shower?"

"I need you to buy me a pregnancy test."

"Will you come bail me out of jail?"

"My basement flooded, wanna lend me a hand cleaning up?"

"Can you come over and help me study for this test?"

"Pick me up something to eat on your way over?"

"I need a ride to work tomorrow."

"Help me clean my house?"

"Can you watch my dog for me this weekend?"

"Do you have a jacket I can borrow?

"I need some condoms and a leaf-blower, can you bring them over ASAP?"

"I need you to be my date this Friday night."

"Can you come pick me up?"

"Lend me $500?"

"Can I borrow your car?"

[eilidhink]

“locked in a room” starters

The “locked in a room” trope forces characters to spend time together, often characters who normally wouldn’t. It can help them learn about each other and develop their relationship in a positive way, or it can be disastrous. Feel free to add more! Send one for our muses: 

♬ : stuck in an elevator together ✎ : trapped in a room together during a quarantine ✘ : in a waiting room while they have loved ones in surgery ♢ : alone in a train car when the train gets delayed ♕ : adrift in a life raft ☾ : sitting next to each other on an international flight ✂ : stranded by a roadside together ☀ : sharing a jail cell ☂ : stuck in a basement after an earthquake ☮ : sharing a run away hot air balloon ❤ : locked in a closet by a friend who just wants them to get along (or possibly hook up) ₪ : touring an historical (possibly haunted) building, and they get locked in overnight ☹ : on a bridge; traffic has stopped completely due to an accident, and nobody’s going anywhere for a few hours. Δ : stuck on a roof together ♒ : trapped by a spell or supernatural object (bonus points if you specify what the spell/curse is) ஐ : pretending to be married because this quaint old couple’s bed and breakfast is the only shelter for miles, they only have one room, and they’re a bit old fashioned. ♘ : sharing a hospital room ✿ : stuck in a spaceship escape pod together ☢  : on a deserted island ❂  : in a bunker after the apocalypse

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    "Hey... what are     those pointy things     on your head?