Just A Scooby Doo Villain In The Making

Legally able to … vote

[ascoobydoovillian]

Heaven is being a lizard on a hot rock in the sunshine

[deactivated1053489]

Masculine and feminine are over. Its just The Urge now. The desire. The torment.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[facesofdropout]

I think Sid had sex with a Vercadian Protector droid.

[scipunk]

Futureworld (1976)

[withmama]

let's snuggle with mama

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[yamcha]

[depsidase]

[woodmeat]

no fakes im my crew all my goons swallow cum

[typotracker]

*in

[woodmeat]

You think we didn’t notice it after 13 years? You fucking bitch?

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[klapollo]

you are not a "femcel" you are not a "foid" you are not a "hon" you are a woman worthy of respect and taking up space and being happy and the world is yours for the taking you're ALIVE!!!!!!!!! you're a HUMAN!!!!!!! FUCK what they told you!!!!!!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Pharmaceutical cocaine as a cure sounds like a diagnosis scribbled by medieval doctors, but science says it checks out. Wild!