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Hey so in light of semi-recent drama I just wanna let y’all know that this blog does not support openly Transphobic or Homophobic creators.

I don’t care what religion you follow, be it Christian, Hindu, Jewish, Muslim, Pagan, Atheist, whatever; just support the LGBT+ and we’ll be ok.

Our Existence Is Not A Political Statement.

[incorrect--chaos]

049: are you talking back to me?

173: yeah, that’s how a conversation works.

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Story Prompt #15

“Screw your Boy Scouts this is MAN Scouts!”

Source: Friend’s Dad

[prevsapphism]

🍥🍥🍰🍨the SWEETS headcanon meme!🍨🍰🍥🍥

i’ve not seen a desserts meme round here, so i made one!! send me ‘🍰’ + A NUMBER for a desserts headcanon!

what’s my character’s favourite dessert?

is my character a ‘sweet tooth?’ how bad is it? 

what’s my character’s favourite sweets flavour? ( ie strawberry, chocolate, lime, orange etc. )

do they have dessert after dinner every night, or is it for special occasions?

does my character bake? how good are they? how often do they do it?

does my character prefer handmade or store-bought desserts?

what dessert does my character have for their birthday?

chocolate or vanilla? why or why not?

white, dark, or milk chocolate? why or why not?

chocolate and vanilla, chocolate and peanut butter, chocolate and caramel or chocolate and mint? why or why not?

what’s their go-to plastic penny-candy / pick-and-mix / bulk candy bag?

strawberry, vanilla, or chocolate milkshakes? why or why not?

cookies or brownies? why or why not?

how often did my character have sugar growing up? why or why not? is it the same as an adult?

what was my character’s favourite dessert growing up? is it still the same now, or is it something else?

how does sugar affect them? do they ‘sugar-rush’ and then ‘crash’ after? 

pie or cake? why or why not?

italian ice / snow cones, ice cream, ice custard or frozen yoghurt? why or why not?

what’s my character’s fro-yo cup look like? what flavours and toppings?

what’s my character’s ice-cream shop order look like? how many scoops? what cone? what flavours and toppings?

what’s my character’s cafe / bakery order–what do they pick with their coffee or tea?

what’s their go-to sundae? ( chocolate-fudge brownie, banana split, cookie sundae etc. )

edge, centre or corner brownie?

soft or Cronchy cookies? 

what’s their LEAST favourite dessert? why?

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Hey, as a heads up for people selling Bi Pride-themed items: this account has suddenly started claiming that they owned the copyright to the bi flag and is asking anyone who sees it being sold to report it back to them. They do not.

Please spread this around. I'd hate to see LGBT+ creators who dont know any better getting scamed into giving these shady people money.

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Story Prompt #14

A: “So what’d you guys think, am I a genius or am I am a genius?”

B: “You’re fired.”

[givethispromptatry]

"Do you want to die or something?"

"What? No!"

"Then why the fuck are you pushing her fucking buttons like that? She's gonna poison your water."

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no. 196

"I already saved their life, multiple times, and they still don't trust me!" The villain threw their hands up in exasperation.

The villain's mentor shook their head in mocking disappointment. "You're looking it it all the wrong way," they sighed. "It's not the hero's life you have to save--it's their friend's."

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Story Prompt #13

A: “What is the first ingredient in that can of soda?”

B: “Nutrition Facts.”

Source: My First Block Class

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Story Prompt #12

A: Well B, I gotta admit, you played me like a fiddle…

B: Oh please A, a fiddle requires skill. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

Inspired by this comic by @bandit-art

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Happy New Years!!!

I just wanna take the time to say thank you to all of you, whether you’ve been here since the very beginning or you joined like a week ago, thank you for being here.

I know I’m not the best at staying active, which is no one’s fault but mine, and honestly y’all didn’t have to stick with me for that, but you did, and I honestly feel like I don’t deserve it.

Don’t party to hard alright? Stay safe, watch your drinks, don’t drink and drive, stick to your limits, all that good stuff.

Here’s to another three years, and whatever comes beyond that!

~Dead

[incorrectbatclan]

Dick: I have two dead rats in my freezer, both of them skinned

All: We’re the boys, we’re the boys, we’re the boys

Wally: When I was 13 I ate fries right out of the Burger King trash can

All: We’re the boys, we’re the boys, we’re the boys

Roy: At sixth grade camp one night I had to pee really bad, but I was too scared to wake up the counsellor so I peed in a sock and threw it out the window

All: We’re the boys, we’re the boys, we’re the boys

Dick: Started a fire in the sewer, got the cops called, had to dip

All: We’re the boys, we’re the boys, we’re the boys

Wally: When I was 14 on New Years’ Eve, I took a bite out of two separate wine glasses on the same night. I intend to do it again

All: We’re the boys, we’re the boys, we’re the boys

Roy: When I was a kid I used to steal salt from the kitchen and eat it in my closet

All: We’re the boys, we’re the boys, we’re the boys

Keep reading

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Story Prompt #11

MAYBE THE RATS WILL THROW ME A BABY SHOWER

(By my brother)

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“I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.”

—

One of your OCs

(submitted by pawdle-wawdle)

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I hate that I have to announce this but-

This blog, as well as any other blog/profile/etc. associated with the Dead_House_Mouse or dragonlover56 name, is proudly anti-terf. If you identify yourself as a terf, I demand that you unfollow/block me ASAP. Thank you.

~Dead

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Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt

[raimagnolia]

That is the funniest thing i have ever read

[miraculoushedgehog]

@low-budget-mulan

[alaija]

“What do you mean ‘resurrect’ isn’t a Cleric spell?”

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Story Prompt #10

I don’t need drugs because I’m already high… on life!

… and also marijuana.

(By u/YoungBoy1126 on Reddit)