#& called

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   “Good new; I’m only nineteen minutes    late to our appointment. Fucking great    news- at least for me- If I’m here, it    means I haven’t gotten eaten by an al-    bertosaurus yet!” Jack marked a pau-    se, arching an eyebrow. “Do I get out    of your office now? Or are you plan-    ning on scolding me again?”

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& venomous puppy

   The dilophosaurus was just a like a puppy.    A big, carnivorous, scaly puppy that could    spit venom. Fucking puppy. Jack hated the    fact she needed to walk by its paddock to    go see their dinosaurs. But they still stop-    ped every time to look at the creature - or    rather to stare down at it.

   “Whatcha looking at, buddy?”

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