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The Justice League founders vs the question "Would you fuck a clone of yourself?"

made this ages ago on @legendmaade and figured i'd repost here

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@smallvxlle​

“You’re in the lion’s den. Letting them approach you. Permitting them to get within striking distance and you’re just standing there with an EAT ME sign around your neck. Does that paint a clear enough picture, Clark? Or would you prefer something paint by number?”

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ORPHAN DETECTED. INITIATE ROBIN PROTOCOL.

A child who came from wealth losing his mother and father? He's acrobatic? Might have an alter ego as a superhero?

New Robin Located

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@nxthingmxtters gets a random batman

"You can't be her-- you're not my mother." To see this sick and twisted version of the woman he'd admired as a boy-- it made him feel ill. She was maddened-- driven to it at the loss of her son. The loss of him.

But for her to be the Joker?

He took a step back, hand reaching for his utility belt-- which he didn't have. He'd been abducted while resting, having found out that the Batman of this world was none other than his father. Seeing Thomas again was wonderful, but bittersweet.

"I'm not your son. He died."

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Is it weird he thinks the Gargoyle is hot?

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If Xanatos is doing a 100 foot tree-- he's getting a 110 foot tree for Wayne Enterprises.

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@paradoxbatmd gets a random thing

"Batman doesn't use guns." He bristled at the sight of them, scowling behind the cowl as his hand went to his hip-- ready with a defense strategy if need be. Whatever had happened in the latest fight against Luthor had resulted in this twisted madness.

He wasn't meant to be here. This world felt like a dark mirror of his own. Getting home would be difficult-- moreso if he'd run into another variant of himself with villainous intent. His knees bent, prepared to spring away if things went south.

"Or is that not the case here? Crime Alley. Mask of Zorro. Ring any bells?"