#;birdie

[theodosiani]

Two funniest 'Rook Beefs With Jowin' versions I have are Birdie and Kasaanda. Birdie dated Jowin when they were both early in their warden careers and it ended Super Fucking Messy. Kasaanda is An Entire Child and the beef still exists so that one is funnier on Jowin's part.

[theodosiani]

Birdie doesn't want to come back from the Dead Dead because she's terrified of the taint's influence but you're allowed to bring her back if she's only Mostly Dead. It's like the five second rule, ya know?

[theodosiani]

Birdie is more likely to just take the place of their loved one if a sacrifice has to be made.

Sive would sacrifice individuals for those she loves but not the world for her loved ones because what the point of saving them if there's nothing left for them.

Cosima would damn the world herself if someone who has managed to worm their way into her rotten heart needed it.

[theodosiani]

jowin glastrum is birdie's ex and yes, I did make this decision based on how funny I find it.

[theodosiani]

The thing about Birdie is that it's not really about what she's into, it's about what you're into and she's pretty flexible about it. Her main hard stops are being called any variation of Mommy (Daddy could be discussed) or any sort of leader x subordinate type powerplay. Anything else short of making sure it's mostly safe, she's willing to try once.

[theodosiani]

Half Birdie’s family are brewers, she grew up in a tavern, has been sneaking drinks she was like fourteen, and is just a brick shithouse of a woman. Add in the metabolism of a warden and she can go toe to toe with the best of them drinking-wise.

Cosima does not drink, she hates the idea of being drunk. It’s too close to being sedated. This does not stop her from partaking in hallucinogenic substances like deathroot vapors or mushrooms. Thats different, that’s just poison.

Frauke is a lightweight and simply turns Bright Red face to chest the longer she drinks.

[theodosiani]

Birdie never had too many scares because before she joined the wardens she didn't really date because she wasn't interested in anyone in her little town and then as a warden she'd relied pretty heavily on her warden infertility to keep that taken care of since then she was mostly sleeping with other wardens. Her accidental kid is with Emmrich because she didn't anticipate killing a god to turn off the warden fertility for a little bit and so she and Emmrich got to Celebrating without that concern.