#;frauke

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Golden retriever daughter and decaying pet cemetery cat mother—

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The duality of Frauke having no idea what to do if Johanna dies before her vs Johanna knowing exactly what she’s doing when Frauke dies before her.

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Half Birdie’s family are brewers, she grew up in a tavern, has been sneaking drinks she was like fourteen, and is just a brick shithouse of a woman. Add in the metabolism of a warden and she can go toe to toe with the best of them drinking-wise.

Cosima does not drink, she hates the idea of being drunk. It’s too close to being sedated. This does not stop her from partaking in hallucinogenic substances like deathroot vapors or mushrooms. Thats different, that’s just poison.

Frauke is a lightweight and simply turns Bright Red face to chest the longer she drinks.

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Honestly Frauke!Rook where she was still Johanna’s weird quasi apprentice until the older woman got kicked from the mourn watch is funnier in some ways because I do think Johanna briefly having an excitable teen sidekick is very funny and inflicting a child on her is at least a small amount of punishment for the long term emotional issues she’s going to inflict on Frauke.

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Millie barely passed her harrowing and honestly probably would have been killed if her sister hadn’t bribed the Templars overseeing her.

Sive would actually pass a harrowing but she’s Not A Mage just a blacksmith so it’s irrelevant.

Liora passed her harrowing so easily but probably not in the way that would be Most Approved because she did listen to the communist mouse and also got Pissed that he was a Pride Demon and what that says about Her.

Frauke passed her harrowing but she had a Nevarran Harrowing so she was more worried about her dissertation than The Demons.

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Liv: How is it to be Fade Tits?

Frau: What?

Liv, ready to sink into the floor: HOW IS IT TO BE FADE TOUCHED?

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The main muses that I can say definitively are monster fuckers are Liora, Frauke, Ghilan’nain and Andruil. Birdie is a hard no and the rest are wholly dependent on vibes.

Cosima’s technically on the pro-monster fucking list too but her Weird Touch Aversions does not change just because you’re a monster so you better be chill with her executive cuck chair no matter what eldritch equipment is packed.

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The muses who I assigned classes/subclasses to while I was making pizza tonight

Kasaanda - Monk, either astral self or open palm

Birdie - Paladin, Oath of the Ancients

Cosima - Barbarian, path of the giant

Frauke - Cleric, death or grave cleric

Orana - ranger, swarmkeeper

Vhenatish'an - Druid, circle of shepherd