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[imagineyour-brotp]

Person A: You know when I first met you I thought-

Person B: “This is going to be a beautiful friendship”?

Person A: “What is this idiot doing?”

[iolondinium]

On either side of the southern entrance of London Bridge, there rear two griffins daubed in red and silver. They are the totems of the city, raised in all its entrances and thresholds, and are singularly appropriate. The griffin was the monster which protected gold mines and buried treasure; it has flown out of classical mythology in order to guard the city of London. The presiding deity of this place has always been money. Thus did John Lydgate write of London in the fifteenth century: 'lacking money I might not spede'. Alexander Pope repeated the sentiments in the eighteenth, invoking, 'There, London's voice: "Get Money, Money still!'"

Peter Ackroyd, “London: The Concise Biography.”

[imagineyour-brotp]

Person A: My only skill is breathing

Person B: You have asthma

[imagineyour-brotp]

Person A: (Person B), calm down

Person B: To quote Hamlet, Act III, Scene III, Line 92, ‘No’

[imagineyour-brotp]

Person A:  I’m not sure how many cookies it takes to be happy, but so far it’s not twenty-seven

Person B: So that’s why I keep running out of cookies

[imagineyour-brotp]

Person A, after finding a prank person B left: I only mildly hate you right now Person B: That is possibly the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

[imagineyour-brotp]

Person A: I wish you could block people in real life

Person B: Restraining orders

Person C: Murder