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FUCK ENDGAME

So I haven't even seen Avengers: Endgame yet and I'm already incredibly pissed off at it. Fucking having the huge tweet of "HEY WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A GAY CHARACTER! AND IT'S NOT WHO YOU EXPECT!" was such an obvious setup for a complete cop-out and lo-and-behold their "Awesome inclusion" is, as expected, a fucking unnamed extra with barely 90 seconds of screen time who's significant other is already dead.

And you know what pisses me off even more? The fact that they're fucking patting themselves on the back about it. They didn't even hire an actual gay actor! Fucking Russo just made that his cameo! Bullshit like "we wanted to make it subtle" and actually saying "Representation is really important!" Seriously, how DARE you? Yeah, Marvel, I fucking love being represented by nameless characters that ALWAYS are part of a half-dead couple and have NO IMPACT on the "important" characters or story! If they'd just included it I'd be miffed but still be like "well that's better than nothing I guess" but to make a big deal about it and then act like you're fucking super progressive saints for the BAREST MINIMUM of representation you could possibly include? No, fuck you @marvelentertainment.

You don't get "inclusivity points" for that lazy bullshit job. Go suck your own dicks about something else but don't act like you've done anything positive. 🖕 I'm done with Marvel. I was going to give this movie a chance, I was even going to go back and get caught up on the series but fuck that.

#avengers #avengers endgame #lgbt #gay media #avengers: endgame #avengers: infinity war #avenge the fallen #disney #@marvelentertainment

Spooder-Man goes on an InterWEB Adventure

WARNING: Spooder-Man: Homecoming Spoilers (Kinda) Also kind of Explicit, not that I think you care. By the web, I’m sorry to my grandparents.

I, Spooder-Man, was sent on a mission by Tony Stank to search on the InterWEBS “Thor Big Fat Oaf”. I found lots of things I wish I never WEBnessed. I showed it to Mr. Tin Can and he said, “Penis Parker, I told you to look up best Tony Stank memes of 2008. If you keep disappointing me like this, I’m gonna have to take the suit back, AGAIN.” Even though I’m an “Avenger” now, I’m still treated like I was back at the beginning of my “Stark Internship” when I was being called Penis Parker by DJ Flash, even though that still happens sad face…

I don’t know what happened, I watched ONE Marvel movie and it wasn’t even Spooder-Man: Homecoming, it was Iron Man. I saw SM:H the day it came out because I am (sort of, not really) a dedicated fan. My sister Kamryn said Thor Big Fat Oaf so we looked it up at 4:45 AM and we went down a dark, dark Thor: Dark World path. So we decided to tell the tale through Spooder-Man’s animated eyes. I hope you learned something from this. Moral of the story: Go to bed on time. P.S. Marvel is great and I’m sorry.

So, this was the most interesting thing I found on my mission for Mr. Tin Can (Hope he never reads this). I honestly thought I was on the Dark WEB for a moment. By the WEB, they look like Golf Clubs, Sid the Sloth, and Socks. Also, it would be really handy if Natasha was here, but since she’s not if anyone knows what it means, please tell me. Also, have this Greatness that showed up when I DID look up Best Tony Stank memes of 2008.

aw man i miss the young avengers so much!!!!!!

#young avengers #sighs #@marvelentertainment #personal

I know how everyone hated Natasha’s desire to run away in AoU, but I wouldn’t actually mind Natasha breaking off from the Avengers at the end of Civil War and disappearing.

Disappearing . . .to star in her own Netflix series.

#with Bucky of course #think about it #Black Widow netflix series #and she returns by the start of Infinity War #@marvelentertainment #looking at you #natasha romanoff #Black Widow #MCU #netflix #civil war

I love how like everyone is actually terrified from marvel like all the actors always “joke” about there being snipers in the room that will kill them on the spot if they release spoilers, and there sets are usually the most quiet when it comes to the media. It’s like Marvel is this shady corporations where when you open your mouth you go back home and find Kevin Feige sitting on a chair patting a 12,000$ cat that looks like a snake, surrounded by 12 men also wearing suits in a really dark room and Kevin Feige explains to you how you showed his Marvel heroes family disrespect and the next thing you know you wake up on your bed with a bunch of Dc blurays shattered under the covers just to send you a message.

#@marvelentertainment #did i lie #kevin feige #crack #marvel