Danny and Dan are going on a shopping spree with Vlad's credit card in Gotham, because they want to spend as much money as possible and Vlad is terrified of the city.
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This means they have as much time as Dani can buy them by preventing Vlad from calling the bank.
As they're shopping in only the ritziest district, they get stopped by a reporter.
"Mr. Drake-Wayne, Mr. Timothy Drake-Wayne, are you a twin?"
Dan and Danny look at each other.
Look back at the reporter.
"Actually, we're triplets. We keep the ugly one at home." Dan says, completely deadpan.
"O...oh. So which one of you is Mr. Timothy? You all look identical!" The Reporter gushes, flustered at getting the first scoop on the story.
"He's at home," Danny says, a shit eating grin that's a perfect match to Dan's stretching across his face.
Danny and Dan aren't related to this Tim guy at all, but they're still gonna fuck with him.
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Across Gotham, Tim, who just found out that he was actually adopted into the Drake Family, is not amused.
