#{ silly things }

[maria-ruta]

the thought i had inspired by this post

[qyqysstuff]

Alright, I imagined that Y/N has a favorite kid at the DayCare and they’re really close. Y/N often calls her "Love" (or more) it’s just something normal between them, lol. I’ll add the background later heheeeeeee

[okoyestrainee]

Superman has to have social media to make sure his name and his symbol aren’t used in support of bullshit.

He avoids it when he first dons the cape and brands start using his name to make money. “Superman’s favorite cereal!” Okay, sure, whatever. He likes cereal, no big deal. “Superman’s favorite shoe polish!” Fine, that’s okay too. It’s funny and harmless.

“Superman would support mass deportation!” That’s where he draws the line. He creates a Twitter account and types out a multi-entry response on the spot, atop a skyscraper in Manhattan.

“I’m an alien,” he writes. “Literally and in the immigration context. I’m not trying to be rude, but please don’t assume my political opinions align with yours. In this case, your assumption is both incorrect and offensive.”

And of course, of course that sparks a shitstorm. Now people are Tweeting at him directly and asking what he thinks about things. Now people want to argue with him. Now he’s a trending topic and more often than not, it’s for shutting someone down in progressively aggressive ways.

“I support your First Amendment right to free speech. Unfortunately for your organization, freedom of speech means freedom from government retaliation, not freedom from social consequences. If your racism gets you into trouble, I cannot and will not assist you.”

“Please remove my symbol from this poster. Your organization intentionally spreads misinformation about pregnancy and resources available to pregnant patients to dissuade them from seeking abortion. I do not support this.”

“This is the third time I have had to comment on your network’s use of my name. You peddle conspiracy theories and easily disproven nonsense. Stop, please and thank you.”

“I personally approved the Downtown Metropolis Library’s use of my photo at Drag Queen Story Time. I’ve never had to rescue anyone from drag queens. I have, however, rescued more than one child from your church, pastor.”

“No. You’re sexist. Stop mentioning me.”

And of course, of fucking course all it takes is one post from Batman to shut everything down.

“Superman has made himself clear. I will not tolerate any further harassment of my colleague. Act accordingly.”

[blooberri-rabbiteye]

It’s my headcanon that the “argument” the Saja Boys had for the Idol Awards was genuine and went like this:

Jinu: Okay, we need to argue about something. What should it be?

Baby: Oh, I don’t know, maybe that you dragged us all into this only to try and betray us for some girl? 🤨

*so much fighting ensues*

[undertalethingems]

I play flight rising (dragon collecting game), and this year's april fools event was every dragon you own getting one out of hundreds of possible silly "awards" and somehow. somehow.

the full binary string says "dragon secrets". i don't think there's a better option possible

[sweetcrispyotter]

Oh to have primitive lungs and gills

I love thee Tiktaalik

[morinthou]

their entire interaction in mw2019 summarized (colorized)