the man in the moon owes me 300 years of child support

indie jack frost from rotg. written by owl

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INDIE JACK FROST, AS WRITTEN BY OWL. MOSTLY DASHBOARD BECAUSE I AM TOO LAZY TO MAKE ADDITIONAL BLOG PAGES.

RULES UNDER CUT:

Be chill! Follow the golden rule and treat others how you'd like to be treated.

My Jack is not particularly interested in romantic ships! He does love hanging out with people and interaction. If you're lookin' for a ship partner, it's all platonic here.

Be Reasonable about Saucy Things: if it's too sexually Spicy and you wouldn't show it to your grandma, please don't put it in Jack's ask or submission box. Go nuts, don't show nuts, that kinda thing.

mun is over 21, muse is 314 but mentally pretty damn 14. no alcohol for the boy. he doesn't like the taste anyhow. the only difference is in kpdh verse, where he's 16 to 17 (when idols usually train and debut).

general triggers/broad content warnings will be tagged! if you have any requests, feel free to shoot me an ask and i will do my best to tag that thing specifically.

AND FINALLY, i don't bite! i love talking to people, so if you have any further questions or you wanna plot or anything, just shoot me an ask or a tumblr message. i love rotg a lot and cant wait to do some writin'!

About Jack: He's 314 years old, five foot something, and getting used to exploring a world where people can see him and want him around to visit. He was also a descendent of his own Nightlight and Katherine, along with his sister- and his sacrifice for her touched Manny's heart and got him resurrected as Jack Frost. His sister lived on to continue Nightlight and Katherine's family line- so while Nightlight may be gone, as long as humanity lives on, so does he. Jamie and the Bennetts are descendents of Jack's younger sister!

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foundling-guardian replied to your post:

"Jack, dearest, those bird eggs are not for easter"

"All's fair in love and egg-hunting competition with the neighborhood kids." If you don't count the bird eggs, then he loses! What a blow to his ego. So they absolutely count.

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"I showed North my egg haul and he wants to try and hatch the bird eggs. Neither of us are birds! And I'm, uh, kind of heat-retention challenged."

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"HAPPY EASTER, EVERYBODY. If you don't spot Bunny, don't worry- he's out there. I found fifteen eggs outside this last hour alone! And only half of them were wild bird eggs!"

[berkgessthorne]

Happy 'You Summon Me Here Three Days Before Easter Because Of Your Belly' Day to those who celebrate

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"Now that April 1st is basically over and I'm safe from the Fool's wrath, here's my devastating prank of the day:"

"You all just lost the game."

[fatherxfear]

“…get out.”

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"Once again I have defeated Pitch Black! It'll be written in the history books."

[fatherxfear]

“Clearly it’s time for me to write a revisionist volume!” Kozmotis scoffs.

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"Something something history's written by the victors. Today I won. Don't be a sourpuss." He's hanging upside down from a very gothic chandelier. "I'll say you put up a good fight."

[brightchill]

"Now that April 1st is basically over and I'm safe from the Fool's wrath, here's my devastating prank of the day:"

"You all just lost the game."

[fatherxfear]

“…get out.”

[brightchill]

"Once again I have defeated Pitch Black! It'll be written in the history books."

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worldclassmenageriie replied to your post:

Katherine: you lost first by mentioning it

"It's the gift that keeps giving by getting everyone who hears of it. Even the prankster himself."

[brightchill]

"Now that April 1st is basically over and I'm safe from the Fool's wrath, here's my devastating prank of the day:"

"You all just lost the game."

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It's March, and you all know what that means!!

Jack gets to shift hemispheres and bother Bunny and Tooth in PERSON.

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Jack's been pretty exhausted, lately.

He's a guardian, now, and he's so glad to be one! Being a guardian is amazing! But it also means he has responsibilities, like... actually patrolling during a polar vortex to help remind kids and adults to stay inside during the freeze. Heading off other, less friendly ice spirits. Stuff like that.

"Never thought I'd want a warm bubble bath in my life," He heaves, collapsing into his bed at the north pole. "But I'm starting to see the appeal."

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"The rudest. So rude that they might have to sleep with the lights on to keep from being pranked back when they least expected it. ...then again, some people are good sports about that kinda thing. You never know."

[wintersovereign]

"That would be...a lot of stress for that person. Really glad it's not me."

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He opens up his arms and slings one around Elsa's shoulders, grinning like the evil in Pandora's Box. "Aw, you're a good person, Els. Don't worry about it."

The post-it on her back that reads ASK IF THE COLD BOTHERS ME suggests otherwise, though.

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"Oh, I would never. You'd see it coming and that's not a good prank."

[wintersovereign]

"I mean, who would just randomly bomb someone with glitter? That would be very rude." She might be sweating a little.

[brightchill]

"The rudest. So rude that they might have to sleep with the lights on to keep from being pranked back when they least expected it. ...then again, some people are good sports about that kinda thing. You never know."

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"HAPPY NEW YEAR! LET'S SEE WHAT THE NEXT ONE HOLDS!"

[wintersovereign]

"No glitter bombs, I hope."

[brightchill]

"Oh, I would never. You'd see it coming and that's not a good prank."

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"HAPPY NEW YEAR! LET'S SEE WHAT THE NEXT ONE HOLDS!"

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"You have NOT truly celebrated the New Year until you've seen a newborn baby arm-wrestle an old man and WIN while North does a keg stand in the background and the Leprechaun tries to rizz up the Tooth Fairy."

[foundling-guardian]

"Maybe its time dulling their fangs maybe it's something else..." Katherine absently rubbed the scar on her throat, the caustic touch of the nightmare king a permanent reminder on her skin. "They did. I almost lost to them more than once. The shadow war....was hard. On me, on Ombric and North, on all of us"

Was it really so long ago?

"Its been...five hundred years i think, since the war. I was only maybe twelve." It really was a very, very long time ago. "Nothing like that again though, no Pitch kidnapping children."

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Katherine is just as damaged as Jack is. In a different way, perhaps, but living so long and encountering so many things always leaves its mark.

She's also a joyful soul- and one Jack can tell lives up to being a guardian. Gently teasing him with a goose, explaining things patiently... She'd be good with the kids he visits. Jamie might get starry-eyed, knowing all of the books she has access to. He really does love a good encyclopedia about the unknown.

"You... are officially 202 years older than me," he sighs, crossing his arms. "And it sounds like Pitch was way easier to handle when he came around the second time. ...I'm glad he didn't- try what he did during your time during ours. I think I would have gone feral."