#{age 5}

[hellpmeimobsessed]

How petty am I? HOW PETTY AM I?!

I'm so petty, I'm still mad at Spider-Man over a comic made in the 90s where he believes shit THE DAILY BUGLE said, blaming Morbius for an assumed vampire attack, despite the fact there are other canonical vampires, and instead of talking to Morbius (who's known to Not Always be In Control, and has been manipulated and mind-controlled before)

Spidey just decides to go "yeah, sounds about right, newspaper that lies and makes wild assumptions and accusations about me all the time!" And just... beats the shit out of Morbius.

[hockeysweetheart]

Little Everlark

[korannanightmare]

[intelligentliving]

Fat And Cholesterol Profiles At Birth Linked To Psychological Health In Childhood

Babies born with high levels of certain types of fat and bad cholesterol have a heightened risk for psychological and social problems at age 5.

[phipiohsum475]

You need to know all the colors in the rainbow before you go to college.

Charlotte, Age 5

[doesntmakeitalright]

Hello Kitty Best Friends board game

[litebrite2003]

I lost my first tooth on the morning of the first day of kindergarten while eating a banana.

[theoldtimemoan]

Bobby Age 5